Late Sunday night Lil Wayne was managing tax write offs and noticed something was missing. It turns out it was Gudda Gudda's rap career he couldn't seem to find it. "I know we let him drop a single a while back and i thought he just had a mixtape as well. I just couldn't find his relevance in the rap game," said a concerned Lil Wayne. Wayne called 911 at 10:30 p.m. late Sunday night and police began to search the bushes around 11:30 p.m. They also listened through the recent Rich Gang album to try to spot a Gudda Gudda verse but officers fell asleep 3 minutes into the album due to the dangerous struggle bars that quote "put niggas to sleep".
Police began searching the deepest part of the bushes where they found a piece of Bow Wow's rap career last May after it was missing for over 6 months. To no avail they still had not found Guddas career by early Monday. YMCMB is looking to get help from various YMCMB dick riders to assist in the search. Those willing to help searching can call (281) 330-8004 if they have any information or sign up YoungMoneyHQ.com. Wayne also suggested to Brian "Birdman" Williams to see if they could pay to have an add on milk cartons to which Birdman erupted in laughter: "You gotta be kidding me pleighboi, I would pay a producer before I paid for that shit!," said Birdman. There was also a plan to start a movement on twitter entitled #FINDGUDDASCAREER but twitter blocked this hashtag name due to what a company rep said would be a "waste of internet server activity".
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