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Fam, these niggas are not cool.Meanwhile, at Young Money headquarters, in the kitchen of a third rate deli in San Grimignano, Italy, Wayne prepares himself a hit of meth that could cure Psoriasis in small children. His show at the mens Fashion Week is about to start and he's excited. It's the first show he hasn't missed in weeks and it's not at a restaurant, pet store or sheep shearing factory. It's good money too, a whopping $74.96. With that money Wayne can but enough meth for 6 minutes.
Lil twist enters the room and informs Wayne that he has 10 minutes to get ready for his show. The bus driver has loaded the bus and they are all set. Wayne, however, is angry.
"Can't you see I'm in here doing something?"
He says, blowing a cloud of meth smoke into Lil twists face.
He tells twist that he'll be ready in 5 minutes and slams the door in his face. He closes 34 Xvideos browser tabs on his 1992 Lenovo desktop hastily set up on the kitchens prep station and proceeds to the door.
On the way out, Wayne feels a rare feeling of hunger and asks the butcher to fix him a sandwich. The man doesn't understand English and only recognizes Wayne as the dreaded homeless man who has been stealing prosciutto and salami from the store after hours. He gives Wayne a blank stare and pushes him away.
Waynes eyes become bloodshot with anger
"How dare this guy touch me, in my motherfu*king office no less"
He thinks to himself as he loads his weapon.
He shoots the man right In the upper lip
Blood, teeth and saliva splatter all over the freshly sliced loaf of liverwurst.
Before he leaves he grabs a ready made sandwich from the counter
Wayne makes his way to the bus and the team head for the show.
Moments later, Wayne is performing for a very unenthused crowd who is absolutely silent and ignore Waynes pleas to put their hands up. Wayne feels his anger taking over but suddenly his meth high starts to peak. He feels ants coming out of the microphone in a bizarre hallucination. He throws the mic in the air and runs back to the bus, violently scratching his neck and screams "the ants, the ants"
Back at the bus, T Streetz, Gudda Gudda and Jae Millz surround the bus driver, who is lying on the floor in a cold sweat, grasping his last bits of air.
"Youre just making out with him dude, that's not CPR"
Gudda Gudda says to Jae Millz as the failed rapper tries to resuscitate the dying driver.
Waynes manager enters
"What the fu*k is going on here"
Gudda Gudda steps forward with his hat in his hands and his head down.
"He was eating waynes left over sandwich and started having a seizure sir"
Waynes manager is furious and says
"Don't you know Wayne puts finely ground meth in everything he eats?"
The team sits on the bus in silence as Wayne can be heard outside screaming
"Somebody get these fu*king ants off me please"
Obviously, They were not payed for the show, resulting in a loss of $74.96, a severe blow to Young Money Finances
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