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  • #13
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    Rolling Stone
    Via: http://www.newlilwayne.com/2009/11/roll ... cumentary/
    The Carter Documentary Review

    I Do Remember seeing This before But For People Who Have Not Read This:


    After storming Sundance and escaping some legal entanglements, The Carter, the documentary about rapper and Rolling Stone cover star Lil Wayne is finally set to hit theaters. Executive produced by Quincy Jones III aka QD3, the film takes an intimate look at Wayne’s World circa 2008, the year when the 25-year-old MC turned from a prolific wordsmith to platinum-selling rock star — a star who is likely heading to prison on gun charges in the near future. The cameras follow Wayne as he screams at the Celtics, gets face tattoos, guzzles copious amounts of cough syrup and rattles unsuspecting journalists — the latter already inspiring Variety to peg the film as the Don’t Look Back of rap.

    Rock Daily caught a New York screening of The Carter last night. Here’s a few things we learned — and/or knew, but witnessed first-hand — about Weezy F Baby.

    He drinks a lot of cough syrup
    Like a whole lot. No doubt this counts as the scandalous portrayal Wayne’s lawyers were talking about when they tried to stop the film from being distributed. Wayne drinks it from double-stacked Styrofoam cups. He drinks it from a Vitamin Water bottle. He drinks it from a two liter bottle of A&W Root beer — we also learn how to mix syrup with root beer and not get bubbles all over the place (don’t try this at home, kids). His manager, Cortez Bryant, even painfully talks about how he can’t ride in the tour bus because he hates looking at Wayne while he’s on the stuff. Present at the screening, producer Jones told the audience, “I don’t think we knew it was that to that extent,” but also added that he doesn’t think Wayne is addicted to the stuff since he’s still one of the most productive, focused and punctual performers around.

    He can record a song anywhere.
    Wayne brings his personal studio with him everywhere, which is why he can put out a zillion mixtape tracks a year. The Carter shows him unpacking and setting up his microphone rig himself — no roadies like those diva rock bands. Throughout the movie he’s shown recording in hotel rooms and studios in what little downtime he has. He considers his music his legacy, and never writes his lyrics down at the risk that someone will release his journals, Kurt Cobain-style, after he dies. Says Wayne: No evidence.

    He lost his virginity at age 11.
    “I got raped when I was 11,” he explains to his 15-year-old Young Money protégé Lil Twi$t, “I loved it.” In a clip that will surely be a YouTube smash when screeners leak, Wayne went into great detail about how he was fellated for the first time — and how his mentor Baby even set it up. “I was a different man after that,” he said. “I was Lil Wayne.”

    His daughter is totally adorable.
    She likes Cheetah Girls, Chris Brown, the color yellow and will tell you about it in an awesome rap. See you on the cover of RS in 10 years, Reginae!

    He has a whole ton of tattoos.
    Well, we knew this already, but when shot in HD and plastered on the big screen, you can chart his ink like a cartographer. The new ESPN logo, the Rolls Royce logo, the words written all over his face, the tattoos that cover other tattoos. Even a smiley face on the inside of his bottom lip!

    No one loves Lil Wayne more than Lil Wayne.
    “I can’t front,” he says. “I listen to me all day.” The Carter is full of shots of Wayne rapping along to his own music, laughing at his own punchlines, making sure everyone understands the reference to Boy Meets World character Topanga in one of his tracks. Everyone’s been saying he’s the greatest rapper alive, and it’s doubtful he would argue.

    Baby bought him a Rolls Royce when his album went platinum.
    It had a ribbon on it.


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    • #14
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      Live Nation
      Via: http://www.livenation.com/reviews?bv_id=a2139
      Concert/Tour Review


      Fan Review:

      Lil Wayne is someone who puts effort into his concerts and makes it a show you won't soon forget! The only down side (aside from Drake not being there) was the hot Texas heat but the concert itself was great. I can see why they named this The Most Wanted Tour as this was definitely a must have ticket! Can't wait to see him again on 2010...


      #2 Fan Review:

      This was possibly the worst concert I've ever gone to.... Wayne was on for maybe a half hour-45 minutes... and played his WORST songs/singles...he played no mixtape stuff... it was totally cookie cutter... he didn't freestyle, drop a new song... nothing. just singles and a few songs off tha carter 3. If I wanted to listen to tha carter I would have put it in my cd player. There was no added benefit to seeing him live. It amazes me that people consider a terrible concert like this "amazing".

      I will never attend another one of his concerts again.


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      • #15
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        Lil Wayne, Eminem, Drake Grammy Performance Review
        Via: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/163090 ... ayne.jhtml
        MTV

        Lil Wayne, Eminem and Drake closed out the Grammy Awards on Sunday (January 31) — and gave the censors a workout — with a medley of "Forever" and unannounced surprise track "Drop the World," marking the first time the group had performed either song live onstage.


        The performance started with Wayne, wearing a white jacket and white T-shirt that read "Listen to Lil Wayne," spitting his opening verse from "Drop the World."

        "I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes/ Hate in my heart, love on my mind/ I seen nights full of pain, days of the same/ You keep the sunshine, save me the rain."

        After his verse and chorus, Eminem walked onstage to audio problems — his live vocals were inaudible over the track. Slim Shady — who filmed the video to the song Saturday with Wayne — kicked in with his rapid-fire flow just as the mic began to work again.

        A live band, which included Blink-182's Travis Barker on drums, backed the MCs. When the beat changed to "Forever," Drake joined the crew while Wayne and Em hyped in the background.

        The studio version of "Forever" also features Kanye West, but he didn't make it to the awards show. Drake said before the show that 'Ye was in a "creative space." On Friday, Travis Barker didn't offer much more in the way of details.

        "I don't know," he said about West's whereabouts. "Someone said he's in Hawaii writing an album. I would stay there."

        West's friends and musical collaborators have been tweeting that Kanye is working on an "inspiring" new album.


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        • #16
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          SPEAKEASY
          Rebirth Album Review
          Via : http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/02/ ... e-rebirth/




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          • #17
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            That review from The Guardian is dreadful, I read that cause I'm from the UK and oh dear it was horrific.
            Firstly he didn't even know Weezy's first name is Dwayne not Wayne and secondly he called all beats on C3 dreadful

            Then again you can expect that from some douchebag stuck up preppy writer that has no clue about rap or hip hop at all

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            • #18
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              Review On Rebirth Tracks
              Via: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_b ... birth.html
              LA Times


              Since the release of the single "Prom Queen" one year ago, speculation has run rampant about "Rebirth," the follow-up to Lil Wayne's multi-platinum smash, "Tha Carter III."

              Reported to be Wayne's bid for rock credibility, the album has endured multiple delays, several non-starting singles and a months-early leak. Early reviews have been withering, with the album currently boasting the single lowest score on critical aggregator Metacritic. But can it really be that bad?

              Is that the only way to explain why Universal would repeatedly postpone an album from one of its biggest cash cows? Can Lil Wayne really play the guitar or is this is an archetypal example of a self-indulgent and mollycoddled superstar? Is the song "The Price Is Wrong" an attack on Drew Carey? Let's find out.

              1. "American Star" featuring Shanell

              Talk about telegraphing your intentions. Wayne opens "Rebirth" with a trash-rock guitar solo that would seem bombastic on an Iron Maiden album. He yells "bridge!" before the song's bridge kicks in. In the first 30 seconds, he brags that he's "born in the USA," warbles wobbly Auto-Tuned vocals and claims that he lives in six-story houses, while Shanell's hook claims she's "riding with the dope boy." Finally, we have a hair-metal album to match the ozone-killing excess that has passed for major-label hip-hop over the last few years. Unfortunately, Wayne's effort lacks the (slightly) self-aware humor and joyous buffoonery of Mötley Crüe or Poison.

              2. "Prom Queen" featuring Shanell

              This much-maligned first single dropped off the charts almost instantly. Over crunchy guitars and thunder-god drums, Wayne lets loose a frog-like rasp worse than Kirk Van Houten. Wayne's idea of rock seems to be a hybrid of emo, grunge and late-'90s rap-rock with melodramatic and insipid lyrics about how much he loves the prom queen's "fancy underwear." "Prom Queen" unintentionally indicts the slick trickery of modern-rock studio production: it's glutted with overdubs, ham-fisted studio axemen and voice correction.


              3. "Ground Zero"

              Produced by Patrick Stump, the cherubic trucker-hat-clad lead singer of Fall Out Boy, "Ground Zero" commences with a riff instantly catchier than anything on the previous tracks, but once the 45-second opening ends, it goes downhill. Wayne refers to himself as the "Rock 'n' Roll Jesus," which might mark the first time that anyone has ever stolen something from Kid Rock. At one point, he claims he's going to have sex with you like a "bull," which I will pretend is a reference to Greek mythology.

              4. "Da Da Da"

              It's the first time Wayne raps on the album, but he delivers a mailed-in verse that pales in comparison to anything he kicked on the free "No Ceilings" mixtape. Although, to be fair, he does deserve credit for the first usage of "Tenderoni" in a rap song since the days of new Jack swing. At one point, the song boasts monkey sounds, and Wayne also says, "Let me beam you up like Scotty," declares, "I'm your Kevin Costner" and asks says, "Give me that monkey, that funky monkey." This song sounds like the unholy hybrid of Morris Day and the Time and Panic at the Disco.

              5. "Paradice"

              Opening with a sub-Nirvana guitar riff, "Paradice" quickly detonates into an "American Idol"-type ballad with lyrics that channel Guns N' Roses. It's become clear that "Rebirth" is a Frankenstein's monster of an album with grafted parts sewn on by someone whose musical repertoire is limited to System of a Down, Fall Out Boy and Creed. Suddenly, Wayne has never met a cliché he couldn't employ, with hooks that read "the sun don't shine forever and everything that glitter ain't gold."

              6. "Get a Life"

              Crushing my hopes, this song is not about the short-lived Fox vehicle starring Chris Elliot as a goofball paperboy. The lyrics tell haters to "get a life" and repeats Wayne's mantra of getting money and women.

              7. "On Fire"

              An attempt at synth rock (with a hard-rock twist, naturally). The girl of Wayne's affections is both "creamy and dreamy" and, according to the repeated refrain, "she's on fire."

              8. "Drop The World" featuring Eminem

              Thanks to a bravura guest spot from Eminem, this is the album's lone redeeming track. Wayne kicks drugged-out rambles about leaving Earth on a spaceship and claims he's going to "pick up the world and drop it on your head." Continuing his recent hot streak, Eminem delivers scorched-earth raps that make Wayne look like an impostor. What's most frustrating about this track is that it displays yet another example of Wayne's inability to seize a potentially big moment. Apart from "Tha Carter III," which showed that he's capable of fulfilling expectations, his head-to-head record against big-name rappers is mostly weak (see "Hello Brooklyn" with Jay-Z and "Barry Bonds" with Kanye West.)

              9. "Runnin' " featuring Shanell

              Another obviously huge hook voiced by Shanell that would be better served in the hands of Kelly Clarkson or Hayley Williams from Paramore. The lyrics contain vaguely inspirational lyrics about "hitting the ground runnin'." Maybe I was wrong -- perhaps this is Tony Robbins rap-rock. Either way, do yourself a favor and listen to the Pharcyde's "Runnin' " instead.

              10. "One Way Trip" featuring Kevin Rudolf

              Aided by Cash Money's token rocker, Wayne brags about "beating the beat up." Had this not been recorded months ago, I'd swear that it was a "Jersey Shore," reference, which would provide this ultra-serious album with a modicum of humor. At least, the denizens of "Jersey Shore" seem to be in on the joke. Apparently, Travis Barker drums on this song or so Wayne tells us in yet another ad-lib.

              11. "Knockout" featuring Nicki Minaj

              Over a riff eerily similar to Blink-182's "Dammit," Wayne delivers perhaps the album's oddest couplet: "Once you go black, you never go back/Once you go white, everything else is wack." Cash Money-signed Nicki Minaj adds a degree of levity to the song -- at least she sounds like she's having fun.

              12. "The Price Is Wrong"

              Unfortunately, this does not turn out to be an attack on Drew Carey or Bob Barker. Rather it sounds like a version of what the Knux do infinitely better. Wayne continues to dwell on his high school fixation, lamenting that his girl "kisses anyone with a hall pass." At another point, he wails, "I love you. ... I'd die without you." At the expense of continually recommending other options, may I point to P.M. Dawn, who at least understood how to mix their saccharine words with melody and songwriting chops?

              Verdict: "Rebirth" deserves its reputation as one of the worst albums of the year so far. With luck, Wayne will return to what he does best -- and soon.


              What Ya'll Think?? A Bit Harsh Eh?


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              • #19
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                Originally posted by Tuneche


                Damn Right! I Don't Know Why Though, Album Wasn't Even That Bad
                i know, this is a great album, i guess critics arent used to his different sound..

                "ashdgakg adwudgashdga askjdh how to love" — lil wayne

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                • #20
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                  dude needs help. I swear the 10 min are worth it.

                  [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGSLkSv_HiY[/youtube]

                  LOL im watching as I post so we'll see if dude gets on some bullshit....

                  LOL im sorry, this shit was hilarious, dude doesnt know how the hell he feels. '.....What the hell is this?!'
                  http://www.iamshanell.com
                  LOG ON AND GET INTO IT!!!!

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                  • #21
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                    Originally posted by MsStar87
                    dude needs help. I swear the 10 min are worth it.

                    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGSLkSv_HiY[/youtube]

                    LOL im watching as I post so we'll see if dude gets on some bullshit....

                    LOL im sorry, this shit was hilarious, dude doesnt know how the hell he feels. '.....What the hell is this?!'
                    haha thats so funny
                    THIS AIN'T NOTHING TO RELATE TO.


                    last.fm || twitter

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                    • #22
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                      Lmao!

                      That Dudes A Joker


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                      • #23
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                        Rebirth Ratings.

                        AllMusic - ??/
                        Entertainment Weekly - [D+]
                        The Guardian - ??
                        Los Angeles Times - ?
                        New York Times - [Unfavorable]
                        New Musical Express - [4/10]
                        Pitchfork Media - [4.5/10]
                        Rolling Stone - ??
                        USA Today - ??
                        Village Voice - [Mixed]


                        Horrid Ratings


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