Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

[KnockMeOut]

Bored, wanted to hear a few funny Wayne lines, Made this thread. If theres one like it already I apologize.

One I found funny was - "Bitch I Go Hard Like The Boy From Three Hundred"
I just found that funny, Coz that dude does go HARD . but idk

Any more?

[Tuneche]

Re: Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

lips bigger then topanga's-young money hospital

[Tuneche]

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lips bigger then topanga's lol from young money hospital the chick off of boy meets world

[chapweezy]

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"Im it like hide-n-go and I can go
Anywhere, innie minnie mynie mo
Im in yo
Neighborhood, area, cd thang tape deck
iPod, ya girlfriend and she say I got great sex
Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that "I think I'm late" text
So wrap it up"

[ProBitaz.]

Re: Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

"We the motherfuckers like MILF my nigga!" luv that

[iGot5onit]

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I'm hot lookin summer in the face,
and you can count on me like i got #s on my face,
9 on my hip yeah i got #s on my waist,
and if your girl is a veggie i put cucumber in her face

- Pussy Niggaz Freestyle

[Fouad_010]

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I'm in the jungle
And I'm comin to yo front door
Knock, Knock - Who's There - Long Hair, Don't care
From Gorilla ft. Kidd Kidd
Cracks me up errrtime

[Aza]

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In Put Some Keys ON That from Drought 3....

cant remember right now exactly but its goes like.

I dont wanna be right if getting high is wrong,,
my girls eys so low she look like she from hong kong
she loves ma dick she treats it like a bong....

someone correct me

[KnockMeOut]

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Swagga Just DUMB, Call It Sarah Palin

[WeezYIsCraaazY]

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Your Flow Never Wet Like Grandma Pussy
I'm Always Good Like Grandma's Cookies

[KnockMeOut]

Re: Funniest Wayne Lines/Verses???

A Big Head Nigga Couldnt Even Imagine The Shit I Do - Watch My Shoes

Dont You Know My Nigga Gudda Fuckin Kidnap Kids
Fuck Em In They Ass Throw Em Over A Bridge

[shbasketball12]

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I am the shit, they jus poop stains