Wayne's funniest lines.

[HuNTeR.]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

"I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair."

[WaynesWorld2441]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

Cut off a nigga head, make him suck his own dick.

The line is hard af but still funny

What song is that?

[Tunechi Lionches]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke. .

I made it just in time

What song is that?

Big Dogg Status and he said it in another song




"Naked women rub my back and ask me how was my night/I say "Bitch stay out my business""
"Quick line in the bathroom 'fore we bounce/Not me, I mean her, she go a day a ounce, damn/Y'all pray for her"

[Guest]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

"Me and my nigga Super Sosa, run up in your crib while your grandma watchin Oprah, jag her up and rope her."

and

"I got 99 bitches and I don't love one, my 1999 bitches I been done."

Oh, and possibly my personal favorite "funniest" line which everyone should know where these lyrics originated:

"when i go to tha store and i ask for a philly if they don't have a philly i ask for a swisher if they don't have a swisher i ask for... that's when i ask for... thats when i ask for a dutcheyyy... i ask for a dutcheyyy... they got to have a dutcheyyy... i don't smoke backwoods, i just smoke dutcheyyys"

[martian master]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

"I got 99 bitches and I don't love one, my 1999 bitches I been done."

what song is that?

[Guest]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

what song is that?

In My Life (Prefix).

[kryspy]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

Take it out the wrapper, Set it on the stove
Break a gram off and put it in my bitch's nose
She tells me how it feels, She's numb, She's froze
Bitch! Wake up and help me cook these O's!

[Weezy F Ganja]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

none of these are funny......

[MyFutureIsOdd]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

"yeah girl i hear you screamin' but my name ain't 'harder'"

[bloodysharnin]

What song is that?

Rapabum

[Acausey]

Re: Wayne's funniest lines.

Hahahahahaha

[Late122]

Hahahahahaha