Hardest Wayne Lines

[D_S]

"The world in my hands but my hands closed"

- Reffering to his tattoo on his palms

[Nawy]

Wake up early in the morning.eat that pussy like cold pizza

[OllyCarterz]

'I would talk about my dick, but man that shit be a long story'


No homo, but thats quite hard.

[ParisHaynes]

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[Guest]

"I give order to the commander in chief, just the commander in me!"

"No religon but the cops swear that I'm a drug Lord"

"I bust ya head to meat, turn ya mind to food"

"2 or 3 chainz, I PLURAL the best"

Shit, the whole BM J.R. AND BM J.R. 2.

[TRVP GXD]

"Imma go retarded, yellow short bus"

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

in b4 someone posts the burger king line from megaman

[htthd]

"I know the game is crazy, it's more crazy than it's ever been
I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline"

"The only time I will depend is when I'm 70 years old, That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself
Cause I'm so sick and tired of shitting on everybody else"


EDIT: Just realised it was just supposed to be a line, sorry

[mad-dawg]

all yall lines aint hard enough listen to WEEZY F BBY
'I GOT A 44 IM 24 I CAN MURK YOU AND COME OUT WHEN IM 44'
'HAAAA!FUCK AROUND AND ILL MAKE YOUR FACE CRACK AND I KNOW NIGGAS THAT SHOOT DOPE ARMS LOOKING LIKE A RACE TRACK,NIGGA MISS A VEIN ON HIS NECK IN HIS WHOLE FACE FAT'

---------- Post added at 02:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:34 PM ----------

'MY NIGGA HUNGRY HE'LL EAT THE PLATE AND IF I ASK THE HOME BOY HE'LL EAT YOUR FACE BUT YOU CAN ASK IM LIKE A POOL TABLE I KEEP THE 8'LOL

'HOE GET IN LINE RESPECT ME LIKE THE STOP SIGN'

'ALL THAT TALKING IS PUSSY,BITCH YOU BETTER MAKE YOUR WORDS STRONG' lmao

[2006WayneForever]

"YOUNG WEEZY BABYYYYYY!!!!
Sittin' in my new coup. Starin' at the moonroof.
Two yellow women and they poppin' like balloons do.
Two pistols. I ain't gotta pop 'em. 'Cause my goons do.
Boy, we'll bust ya grape and turn it into Prune Juice!
MAN, they gon' thank I'm Lil' Boosie when I zoom through!
And I'm gonna be wit' my dogs like Goof Troop.
Money over female dogs, bitch! *ROOF**ROOF*
I'm a beast. I'm a dog. I'm a NEW SNOOP!
And I'm ballin' like Fadeaway! She all on my Oscar Meyer like Labor Day!"


"Weezy F. Naturally Born Baby.
Prp's, SB's, Matching Shirt, Maybe.
White-T V-Neck, glasses are Versace!
Married to The Mob, but I'm a bachelor, baby!
Love is in the air, I put on a gas mask!
I'd rather be head-first than ass-last!
I'm a guerrilla. CALL ME SASQUATCH!
And I keep my army wit' me like M.A.S.H.
Light up the purp, pass it like Steve Nash!
Bitch, I'm so hot, I'll give ya ass a heat rash!
Young Money, boy! I'm on '03 Cash!
Such a C.E.O. like my homey D-Dash!
Yeah....we mash like Pac and The Outlaws.
And we stand-up and try not to down-fall.
I'm trying to reach my goal like a round-ball.
Freddy Adu anything for the crown, y'all!
Or David Beckham, only pay 'em or respect 'em.
Pop one, pop two. Bitch, I'm on a triple decker!
Icicle on my necklace, on my cashmere sweater.
Keep a shotgun, I'm a Hunter like Heather.
Yessir! Shut up and listen to the professor!
Or...it could get ugly like Esther!
Whether in The South or That West Coast Weather, I'm poppin'!
Malone and Stockton! GOT 'EM!"

[IMissTheOldLilWayne]

"You pop 'em cuz we pop 'em, like Orville Redenbacher!"

"It's a bakery here, just trying to get dough."

"And im'ma boil niggas heads, like side burns."

"And you don't wanna fuck with a soldier, use your head or i'll take it off your shoulder. Run up in ya house and shoot everyone sittin' on the living room sofa!"

"And when I was five my favorite movie was the Gremlins, ain't got shit to do with this, but I thought that I should mention."

"Okay, i'm not a rookie, im'ma pro, methazine fiend! Make the homies say oh and make all the girlies scream! I am a vegetarian man I only eat beats, wear a lot of carrots and I smoke the best green!"

"Weed and syrup is the combination and the inspiration. As for you pussy ass niggas, I just realized that you can't fuck with me, you never will bitch ass niggas Weezy F. Baby bulee dat!"

"Getting high on a yacht, call it seaweed!"

"I advance my flow, they say they like that. They like it so much, they say they write that."

"Chillin' in the phantom, listening to opera."

"Bitch I am dboy no decoy and I will straight up destroy any boy!"

"Live from the five hunnit and fo', it's Mr. Crazy Flow, jumpin' like a bungee, no rope."

"Seat way back listening to Anita Baker, ridin' by myself smoking weed by the acre."

"You ain't heard the latest! Weezy F. the greatest!"

"And when it comes down to this recording, I must be Lebron James if he's Jordan!"

"My shit poppin' like i'm Chris. No Chris Brown bitch, it's uptown bitch!"

So many quotables... It's unrealistic how amazing the dude used to be...

[ExCluWeeZy]

^ nigga just recited Drought 3...