Funniest Wayne Lines?

[PxppyOG]

just post some of waynes funniet lines.

"And heres my most funniest joke, im broke haha" -Diamonds And Girls

Just made me laugh when i heard it

[kobebryant24]

when i was 5 my favourite movie was the gremlins, ain't got shit to do with this just thought i would mention"
Ill treat you like milk, do nothing but spoil you
take a piss wash my hands eat at the table pray to the man
Big Balls And Dey Jangle Like Alot Of Keys

[Guest]

lol, I was going to say the Diamonds & Girls line also.

[Danny M]

"I got a grill, I don't have to get my tooth fixed; The tooth fairy would retire if I lose it"

[PxppyOG]

Haha

The diamonds and girls one is hilarious

[c1c2c3c4]

"I got a grill, I don't have to get my tooth fixed; The tooth fairy would retire if I lose it"

Thats what i was gonna say lol

[Tunechi Lionches]

"Bitch say, "Weezy, make it rain!", I say "Bitch, I ain't God!""

[iBeast]

.44 on my waist, Rick Ross Jeans

[nyberg]

"I pull it out bust on her face and call her cry baby" - So Dedicated
"She grab that dick with 2 hands like she about to pray for it" - Cashed Out
"My ex wanna work it out, Bitch try Yoga" - Roman Reloaded
"I know the game is crazy, It's more crazy than it's ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch call me Kevin Federline" - I'm Me

[anonymous764]

She swallowed all my kids, bitch we coulda had a family. - Magic

[trussellbrandon]

"Burner at school in my bookbag hid, talk stupid at lunch and we havin ya ribs" Just imagining a middle school Wayne sayin this is freaking hilarious haha.

[Lil_Taz]

"Bitch say, "Weezy, make it rain!", I say "Bitch, I ain't God!""

This and Diamonds and Girls line

And
"I hit her from the back, I make her touch her toes"... I GUESS...