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Who Said It: Lil Wayne or Toronto Mayor Rob Ford? » RYOT News
Rob Ford has 99 problems, and smoking crack is one.
Toronto’s 300-pound Mayor is in an ocean of hot water after confirming months of media chatter about him smoking crack.
It all began this May when folks at the Toronto Star claimed they’d viewed a cellphone video that allegedly showed Ford hitting the pipe. Since then other shocking voice recordings and video footage of the loose-mouthed city official have emerged.
In one particular gem, he threatens to kill a guy in an incoherent rant.
Ford’s said a lot of outrageous stuff over the years. Things that often sound more like rap lyrics than words from Toronto’s head honcho.
So here it goes: Can you tell Rob Ford ‘s outrageous statements from Lil Wayne’s lyrics and quotes?
Which of the following statements are Ford’s?:
1. On Crack Cocaine:
A. “You know crack cocaine, stuff like that.”
B. “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.”
2. On Being Judged:
A. “Don’t judge me. If you want to judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel.”
B. “Don’t judge me on past things I don’t have control over.”
3. On Oxycontin:
A. “What does OxyContin go for on the street?”
B. “A powerful pill they call Oxycontin.”
4. On Oral Sex
A. “I wanted to eat her pussy.”
B. “I’ll eat that pussy up.”
5. On the LGBTQ community:
A. “(NBA star Jason Collins’ coming out is) opening a lot of doors. And just to see how many people came to his support… that’s a fair world.”
B. “I don’t understand a transgender. I don’t understand, is it a guy dressed up like a girl or a girl dressed up like a guy?”
6. On Murdering Somebody:
A. “I’m gonna kill that fucking guy. I’m a sick mother fucker.”
B. “Welcome to the murder show, I’m the mother fucking host.”
Come to think of it, “Toronto’s head honcho” would make a pretty awesome rap name. And seeing as Rob Ford’s career in politics is fading fast, it may be time for a drastic profession change.
Who Said It: Lil Wayne or Toronto Mayor Rob Ford? » RYOT News
Rob Ford has 99 problems, and smoking crack is one.
Toronto’s 300-pound Mayor is in an ocean of hot water after confirming months of media chatter about him smoking crack.
It all began this May when folks at the Toronto Star claimed they’d viewed a cellphone video that allegedly showed Ford hitting the pipe. Since then other shocking voice recordings and video footage of the loose-mouthed city official have emerged.
In one particular gem, he threatens to kill a guy in an incoherent rant.
Ford’s said a lot of outrageous stuff over the years. Things that often sound more like rap lyrics than words from Toronto’s head honcho.
So here it goes: Can you tell Rob Ford ‘s outrageous statements from Lil Wayne’s lyrics and quotes?
Which of the following statements are Ford’s?:
1. On Crack Cocaine:
A. “You know crack cocaine, stuff like that.”
B. “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.”
2. On Being Judged:
A. “Don’t judge me. If you want to judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel.”
B. “Don’t judge me on past things I don’t have control over.”
3. On Oxycontin:
A. “What does OxyContin go for on the street?”
B. “A powerful pill they call Oxycontin.”
4. On Oral Sex
A. “I wanted to eat her pussy.”
B. “I’ll eat that pussy up.”
5. On the LGBTQ community:
A. “(NBA star Jason Collins’ coming out is) opening a lot of doors. And just to see how many people came to his support… that’s a fair world.”
B. “I don’t understand a transgender. I don’t understand, is it a guy dressed up like a girl or a girl dressed up like a guy?”
6. On Murdering Somebody:
A. “I’m gonna kill that fucking guy. I’m a sick mother fucker.”
B. “Welcome to the murder show, I’m the mother fucking host.”
Come to think of it, “Toronto’s head honcho” would make a pretty awesome rap name. And seeing as Rob Ford’s career in politics is fading fast, it may be time for a drastic profession change.
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