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By The Emperor
I am the Emperor and I am striking back… My LEGENDARY friend, Lil Wayne is the latest celebrity dealing with fake death hoaxes AGAIN! It’s the same asshat, noodledick, Goya supplementary eating induced farts, cantankerous heredity fructose intolerance losers who wouldn’t know a dead person if it harpooned them in their fat asses who said he was DEAD. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but he is alive and well and he is not happy about what you’re saying. DANG!
I just spoke to my BFF, Lil Wayne who said, “I think this is what, the fifth time this week I have died? When you are the king of the rap industry, playas are always looking to get you out by any means necessary. Release the dogs on them Emperor and strike back!” Well said Lil Wayne!
Now, I know that some of you FOOLS think this is just good fun, but imagine if his family saw those headlines? They’d be devastated! I have agreed to trace the IPs (which I’m very good at) and will be giving that info to Lil Wayne so he can put an end to this nonsense once and for all.
By The Emperor
I am the Emperor and I am striking back… My LEGENDARY friend, Lil Wayne is the latest celebrity dealing with fake death hoaxes AGAIN! It’s the same asshat, noodledick, Goya supplementary eating induced farts, cantankerous heredity fructose intolerance losers who wouldn’t know a dead person if it harpooned them in their fat asses who said he was DEAD. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but he is alive and well and he is not happy about what you’re saying. DANG!
I just spoke to my BFF, Lil Wayne who said, “I think this is what, the fifth time this week I have died? When you are the king of the rap industry, playas are always looking to get you out by any means necessary. Release the dogs on them Emperor and strike back!” Well said Lil Wayne!
Now, I know that some of you FOOLS think this is just good fun, but imagine if his family saw those headlines? They’d be devastated! I have agreed to trace the IPs (which I’m very good at) and will be giving that info to Lil Wayne so he can put an end to this nonsense once and for all.

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