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Meanwhile, at Young Money Headquarters in the bushes of a wildlife reserve in Conway PA, Wayne uses his small campfire to light the bottom of his precious meth pipe as he is about to embark on a journey of amphetamine induced sight and sound.
He has been very happy with his new office, seeing as how nobody bothers him at all. As a matter of fact , human interaction is at an all time low, seeing as how wayne has been using an 80s Alf holloween costume to scare off people.
Little does he know, he's started somewhat of an urban legend in the town of Conway. Residents have been reporting sightings of a creature in the woods and a search party has been sent to find him.
*3 men, heavily armed with tranquilizer rifles and go pro cameras were sent into the woods.
The men come across a huge formation made from leaves, animal dung and branches.
The men take a step back and look up to see a 30 foot young money insignia.
"The creature is intelligent"
One man says into a small voice recorder
A drop of a saliva like substance falls on the man's forehead. He looks up and sees a strange creature for a brief second but before he can aim his weapon the creature moves with tweaker like speed.
"What the fu*k was that"
The man says.
"Bravo team, move to defensive positions"
The men take cover and aim their weapons towards the trees.
"We have made contact with the creature, call me crazy but it looks like Alf gene spliced with a rat and whoppi goldberg"
Suddenly one of the men behind cover dissappear.
The other two men start to panic.
A body then falls from the trees. It's their missing team member, covered in meth smoke and his tongue ripped out of his mouth.
"Were under attack"
The two mean scream into their walkie talkies.
A creature emerges from the bushes.
It's Wayne and his eyes are bloodshot with anger.
"What the fu*k are you doing in my office nigga?"
Suddenly wayne notices the name on the man's badge.
"Walter Dominguez"
"What the fu*k are you doing out here, your supposed to be in the bus waiting for me"
Wayne says
"I'm sorry man, I didn't know it was you out here, you said you were going to buy some meth and you'd be right back, it's been weeks. I heard reports of a creature with a reward for its capture and thought what the heck, might as well make a couple extra bucks"
Walter replies
The two share an awkward laugh. Out of nowhere a bullet goes straight through Walters left ear and out the other, blood and brain matter splattering everywhere.
Park rangers have received the distress call and arrive of the scene, shooting the wrong man, missing the creature/Wayne by mere inches.
Wayne makes his escape into the bushes.
Moments later wayne receives a call on his Motorola RAZR. It's his manager.
"Wayne, bad news, the new driver was hunting a rare alf/rat/Whoopi Goldberg hybrid in a forest in Conway PA and got killed. I'm sure you had absolutely nothing to do with that right?"
Wayne quietly hangs up the phone
They missed a show at Chipotle, Burrito bowls for a year, the ability to pay the price of chicken for steak everytime and $36.99 A severe blow to Young Money Finances
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