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I hope he goes over classic beats DJ Folk said he sent him a bunch of classic instrumentals for it.
Meanwhile at Young Money Headquarters in the baggage claim of a private jet clear port, Wayne prepares himself a hit of meth that could reverse the effects of male pattern baldness.
He's waiting to talk to a rep from the company and has brought a payment. 300 dollars in pennies in a Wal Mart grocery bag. He hopes that this will fix his current financial troubles and prove to the company that he plans to clear his debt.
Suddenly, he sees a man walking towards him.
"Sir, may I ask what you are doing here? Are you waiting for a flight?"
The man says
"Besides the fact that you are trespassing in my office, I have business here. Bring me the CEO of the company"
The man looks at wayne, confused.
"Sir, the CEO of the company is in Spain right now. I'm not sure what business you have here standing around looking homeless with a bag of pennies"
Rage consumes wayne and his eyes become bloodshot with anger.
He stabs the man in the neck with a broken copy of Like Father Like Son on CD and takes the man's clothing as a disguise.
Wayne enters a private jet destined for Spain to find the CEO and get his life back together.
Hours later wayne arrives in Spain and the first order of business in to take a hit of his precious, delicious meth.
As he exhales his crystal smoke he sees a group of men running with the bulls. Wayne sees this as a great opportunity to get some fresh air and starts running too, blasted from his meth high.
Perched atop a roof is Carl Chikwava, a Rhodesian, deaf, mute, midget bus driver thought killed in another of waynes bus driver incidents. He's joined the National Bus Driver Association as a sniper and wants revenge. He has followed wayne all the way to Spain to kill him and fulfill the NBDA hit on Wayne.
He's having trouble getting a good shot since wayne is both on meth and running with bulls.
Coincidentally, Waynes manager Tez and his girl are on vacation in Spain and are watching the race.
"I'm so glad we get to go somewhere where you don't have to worry about work babe"
She says, clutching Tez's arm lovingly
Tez smiles and returns her embrace.
Suddenly, Tez catches a glimpse of what appears to be Whoopi Goldberg on meth running, face dripping with sweat, smiling ear to ear
"No fu*king way, it can't be"
He thinks to himself.
He nudges his girlfriend and asks
"Babe, does that look like wayne to you?"
She replies
"Nope, just looks like a homeless crack head, relax honey"
As soon as Tez starts to relax, a bullet goes straight through his girlfriends head. Killing her instantly.
Carl Chikwava Has missed wayne and hit Tez's girlfriend by mistake.
Tez screams
"Noooooooooo"
On his knees, Looking to the sky with both hands clutched in fists.
Carl changes positions and tries to get another chance to kill wayne.
Wayne is oblivious to all that is happening around him and is still running. He hasn't felt this alive since him and birdman used to go fishing together.
Tez scrambles to find the killer. He pulls out his cell phone and calls the police but he cannot speak Spanish so he hangs up the phone in pure frustration.
Carl Chikwava Starts running towards wayne with a handgun but suddenly a bull catches him and one of the bulls horns pierces Carl Chikwava right in the ass, ripping his insides and pulling his large intestine out of his anus followed by a trail of blood and fluid.
The leader of the NBDA watches from a nearby clock tower with his binoculars. He sees the plan failing and decides to carry out the hit himself.
As he exits the clock tower, he is met by Tez holding an AK47
"This ends tonight"
Tez says, unloading the entire clip in the NBDA leaders face and ending their war.
Waynes whereabouts are currently unknown, eyewitness reports say he was seen buying meth in Barcelona with 300 dollars worth in pennies
They obviously missed a show at Sonic, Chilli Cheese Tater tots for a year and $44.99, a severe blow to young money finances
Meanwhile at Young Money Headquarters in the baggage claim of a private jet clear port, Wayne prepares himself a hit of meth that could reverse the effects of male pattern baldness.
He's waiting to talk to a rep from the company and has brought a payment. 300 dollars in pennies in a Wal Mart grocery bag. He hopes that this will fix his current financial troubles and prove to the company that he plans to clear his debt.
Suddenly, he sees a man walking towards him.
"Sir, may I ask what you are doing here? Are you waiting for a flight?"
The man says
"Besides the fact that you are trespassing in my office, I have business here. Bring me the CEO of the company"
The man looks at wayne, confused.
"Sir, the CEO of the company is in Spain right now. I'm not sure what business you have here standing around looking homeless with a bag of pennies"
Rage consumes wayne and his eyes become bloodshot with anger.
He stabs the man in the neck with a broken copy of Like Father Like Son on CD and takes the man's clothing as a disguise.
Wayne enters a private jet destined for Spain to find the CEO and get his life back together.
Hours later wayne arrives in Spain and the first order of business in to take a hit of his precious, delicious meth.
As he exhales his crystal smoke he sees a group of men running with the bulls. Wayne sees this as a great opportunity to get some fresh air and starts running too, blasted from his meth high.
Perched atop a roof is Carl Chikwava, a Rhodesian, deaf, mute, midget bus driver thought killed in another of waynes bus driver incidents. He's joined the National Bus Driver Association as a sniper and wants revenge. He has followed wayne all the way to Spain to kill him and fulfill the NBDA hit on Wayne.
He's having trouble getting a good shot since wayne is both on meth and running with bulls.
Coincidentally, Waynes manager Tez and his girl are on vacation in Spain and are watching the race.
"I'm so glad we get to go somewhere where you don't have to worry about work babe"
She says, clutching Tez's arm lovingly
Tez smiles and returns her embrace.
Suddenly, Tez catches a glimpse of what appears to be Whoopi Goldberg on meth running, face dripping with sweat, smiling ear to ear
"No fu*king way, it can't be"
He thinks to himself.
He nudges his girlfriend and asks
"Babe, does that look like wayne to you?"
She replies
"Nope, just looks like a homeless crack head, relax honey"
As soon as Tez starts to relax, a bullet goes straight through his girlfriends head. Killing her instantly.
Carl Chikwava Has missed wayne and hit Tez's girlfriend by mistake.
Tez screams
"Noooooooooo"
On his knees, Looking to the sky with both hands clutched in fists.
Carl changes positions and tries to get another chance to kill wayne.
Wayne is oblivious to all that is happening around him and is still running. He hasn't felt this alive since him and birdman used to go fishing together.
Tez scrambles to find the killer. He pulls out his cell phone and calls the police but he cannot speak Spanish so he hangs up the phone in pure frustration.
Carl Chikwava Starts running towards wayne with a handgun but suddenly a bull catches him and one of the bulls horns pierces Carl Chikwava right in the ass, ripping his insides and pulling his large intestine out of his anus followed by a trail of blood and fluid.
The leader of the NBDA watches from a nearby clock tower with his binoculars. He sees the plan failing and decides to carry out the hit himself.
As he exits the clock tower, he is met by Tez holding an AK47
"This ends tonight"
Tez says, unloading the entire clip in the NBDA leaders face and ending their war.
Waynes whereabouts are currently unknown, eyewitness reports say he was seen buying meth in Barcelona with 300 dollars worth in pennies
They obviously missed a show at Sonic, Chilli Cheese Tater tots for a year and $44.99, a severe blow to young money finances
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