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Originally posted by ChrisBLawyer
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would you walk around playing it? or even play it in your car with the windows down? lyrics are good but i think the voice alone would stop me from doing either of those things
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I didnt staple it, I tattooed it on his forehead. [MENTION=55667]danielnfl36[/MENTION] will forever be known as cankles boy from this point forward.Originally posted by TUNE KNOWLEDGE View PostYeah.. I saw that. You may not have taken it but he stapled that bitch to your forehead.
Meanwhile, At Young Money Headquarters, In a rusted speed boat somewhere off the coast of Mexico, wayne prepares himself a hit of meth that could cause breakthroughs in stem cell research.
He looks down at his Sony Ericsson W10 and enters the GPS coordinates that the mysterious man gave him in order to save his manager. Wayne has been told to come unarmed but he's carrying a concealed pistol, 3 knives, brass knuckles and bow and arrow on his back.
He rides the speed boat towards the location, armed to the teeth and tweaked out of his mind from the meth.
At the National Bus Driver Association Headquarters, On an uncharted island off the coast of mexico, the leaders of the NBDA sit at a round table wearing wearing black cloaks in candlelight.
"He will be here soon"
One of the men says
The leader of the NBDA stands up and says "prepare the BD1000"
One of the men rolls a cryogenic chamber into the room with a man inside
"Are you sure sir? What about the Cleveland incident?"
The leader of the the group smiles and says "it's time"
Suddenly, an arrow goes right through the man's neck, blood squirting all over the table.
"Hes here"
They scream, Shooting into the air as they are unsure of waynes location. They fire a hail of bullets until their guns are empty.
Click.
Silence, the group looks around and still no sign of Wayne. One of the men turns on the lights, revealing wayne right behind them. He quickly slices the men's necks with his blade one by one.
He leaves one man alive and says
"Where the fu*k is my manager"
The bus driver/cult member says
"You'll never make it out of here alive" and spits blood on waynes face as he dies.
Waynes eyes become bloodshot with anger. He shoots the man directly in the face even though he's already dead.
Suddenly, he hears muffled screams coming from another room.
He turns around and heads for the door.
"But first, one more hit of meth"
He smokes himself into a cloud of crystal smoke and opens the door. The smoke from the meth clouds wayne as he takes out multiple NBDA members.
He looks up and sees his manager and his girlfriend hanging from the ceiling tied to chair above a pool sulfuric acid.
"Wayne, am I glad to see you, get us down from here"
Wayne proceeds up a ladder but as his hand is about to grab the last rung, a bullet hits the ladder.
Wayne turns around to see a tall man with red eyes.
It's the bus driver from the uppercut incident with the woman in Cleveland, and he's pissed off. He's been outfitted with metal armor and laser implants in his eyes.
The BD1000
Wayne jumps down the lader. Disarms his weapon and says
"Fight me hand to hand"
Wayne manager feels the rope holding him and his girlfriend up starting to break.
"Wayne you fu*king idiot, he's going to kill you"
Wayne scoffs "you've killed one driver, you killed them all" he says punching the cyborg in the face.
The driver uppercuts wayne halfway across the room.
As the driver walks slowly towards wayne, the meth addled rapper quickly shoots a hole in the pool of acid and quickly ascends up the ladder.
The cyborg driver is melting to his death, not unlike the final scene in terminator 2.
Wayne uses his grappling hook to save his manager and his girlfriend, and the three make their escape.
He looks down at the man melting to his death and says "I guess that's his last fare"
Back on the boat, wayne gets a call from an unknown number
"You haven't heard the last of us wayne"
Waynes rescue mission once again led to him missing a show, this time at Carrows, Pot Roast Sandwiches for a month and $41.15, a severe blow to young money finances.
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That was the dumbest metaphor that Ive ever heard in my life. How old are you?Originally posted by 2006WayneForever View Post
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I wouldOriginally posted by lilwayne-carter View PostComment
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I wish this guy would stop spamming with all these dumbass stories no one readsrepetition is the father of learning
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Fuck all you guys! That screeching voice is retarded. I'm still living in the past man, I'm here hoping I'm going to go back to 09' and here some legendary shit. I need to move on, I know Wayne did.Comment
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it won't drop at 8pm tomorrow
maybe 10pm or 11pm
they always push it back a couple of hours at least
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Well FWA did such. But close mindedness counters thatOriginally posted by drank_man View Postrepetition is the father of learning
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No ceiling 2 already trending
hope it lives upto is
12:00 midday in Australia mateI call my dick life cause bitches makes it hard
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The voice sounds dope to me. Y'all pickyComment
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And yall nigas wondering y I left this gay forumComment
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I can see why people find that voice to be a bit too much, but it just gets me all hyped and excited lolComment
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