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Meanwhile, At Young Money Headquarters, in the parking lot of a Chillis in Copperpolis, CA, Wayne prepares himself a serving of meth that could cure alopecia.
He's fresh off his performance at Sammys Bar & Cantina and is counting his share of the take. A whopping $33. Proud of himself for making a show and not killing any bus drivers in a few days, he takes a second hit of his precious meth then proceeds to go into Chillis to celebrate with margaritas and fajitas for the team.
Wayne enters the restaurant.
"Table for 3 please"
He says, as him, Lil twist and gouda gouda look around anxiously. They are taken to their seats and start to order.
When the waiter gets to wayne, the rapper asks if they can add a special salt that he has brought with him to his dish. It's meth and wayne has crushed it into a fine powder.
I'm sorry, for safety reasons we cannot add any outside ingredients to our dishes"
The waiter says.
Waynes eyes become bloodshot with anger.
"Don't you know who I am?"
He asks, his hands shaking because he is so offended.
The waiter leans towards wayne and says
"I'm sorry miss goldberg, sister act was a long time ago and you aren't even an a list star anymore. Are you even dating Ted Danson anymore?"
Waynes anger has reached his boiling point and he pulls out his weapon and points it in the man's face.
One of the other employees sees the commotion and comes to his fellow servers aide. He throws a sizzling skillet of steak and mushroom fajitas into waynes face and the two run away from the restaurant. Wayne, blinded from the scalding hot plate starts shooting blindly. Bullets flying through southwest egg rolls and loaded nachos.
Gouda gouda runs outside to tell their bus driver what going on and he starts the bus so they can make their escape.
Lil twist, in tears from pure fear, grabs wayne and heads to the door.
They enter the bus and wayne regains his vision. He looks around and notices his back up bag of meth is missing.
He asks the driver if he has seen a bag lying around.
"I cleaned up the place earlier, it was a fu*king mess. I might have thrown it out. It's okay, it probably wasn't anything important"
Wayne shoots the bus driver directly in the mouth, tongue debris and teeth splatter all over the young money winnebago.
Hours later, Wayne receives a call from his manager.
"Please tell me this news I'm hearing of Whoopi Goldberg shooting up a Chillis on meth is actually Whoopi Goldberg and not you"
Wayne lies and tells his Manger that he's never been to Chillis in his life and that sister act was a long time ago.
They missed a show at Carl's Jr. Portobello Mushroom $6 Burgers for a year and $21.45, A severe blow to Young Money Finances.
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