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Lately I've been hard to reach, I've been too long on my own
Everyone has a private one where they can party alone
Are you calling me? Do you happen to be a Jew?
Because if you are a Jew, you may not want to read the rest of this through
I'm just so fucking repressed, I can't seem to stop taking dumps
On some Lil Wayne fan's rump, I can't stop kicking people in their cunts
Took some cruises, bought some penis pumps, put it on my junk and got it right back up
But I need that sparkler inside my butt in order for me to shut the fuck up
I don't know how or why or when I woke up in this sex position I'm in
I'm starting to get pissed on again, so I decided just to pick up this Bic pen
And try to make an attempt to pay my rent, but I just can't admit or come to grips that I may be done with partying I need a new outlet
And I know my cum's so hard to swallow, I'm not as good as my father Apollo
I get shit on by Birdman's swallows, but I know one thing I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow,
One tough act to follow, I'm queer today, Straight tomorrow, Sometimes I suck dicks for air miles
All you Jews, come with me, want to party with me
All you Jews, let's be Jews and see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, saying whatever's on our minds
All you jews, let's go find the chamber of secrets we can go inside
But don't you say that Lil Wayne's beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
They can all get fucked if they do-ooooohhh-oooohhh
Sooooo-woah-woah
Don't let them say Wayne is beautiful
All you niggas know that shit ain't true-ue-ue
Sooooo-woah-woah
I think I'm starting to grow a huge brain tumor
And that shit ain't no damn rumor, I feel like I'll also get testicular cancer just as soon
I walk in Monday and Sunday and hit all the clubs and everyone knows me when I pull up
And when I do it opens a door for conversation and I don't want that
I don't want any damn attention I just want to can't stop partying like you
Spray you with a hoes and play dangerous pranks in the nearest restroom
I don't need no fuckin' detergent to wash my dishes, I'll just clean them with my ass
I crack a fucking joke and none of them are funny but people be like "Can'tstoppartying man that was so funny man, you should be a comedian goddamn."
Unfortunately I am, I even do birthday parties as a fuckin' clown
So why don't y'all niggas sit down? Listen to the tale I'm bout to tell
Hell, we don't gotta trade our shoes even though that's what this whole song is about
All you Jews, come with me, want to party with me
Want some juice, have some juice, it's 100% concentrated
Want some OJ, oh no way, that carton will stab me repeatedly
Never mind, let's watch some Vine, while getting drunk on our toilet wine
But don't you say that Lil Wayne's beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
Not with that ugly face he made on that album...
Sooooo-woah-woah
Don't let them say Wayne is beautiful
All you motherfuckers and hose know that shit ain't true-ue-ue
Sooooo-woah-woah
Nobody asked for life to throw monkey shit at us and draw dicks on us with felt
We gotta deal these drugs ourself and smoke em and don't expect no help
Now I could've either just sat on my ass and piss on my phone
Or take this shitty situation in which I'm placed in and get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid who would listen to Avril Lavigne or Shakira
And sat on the porch and wait for Avril to come over to my house and blow my dick
I never wanted to fit in with that fucking crowd who would fangirl over Pete Wentz
I never dreamed of being that cool kid who listened to MCR and bullied all the Jew kids
Uncle Scarface always told me don't snort coke unless you want a tampon in your nose
But I snorted a few lines anyways while I listened to Hose
'Til I snorted too many lines and got a nosebleed that not even tampons will solve
I learned my lesson then because I wasn't trying to disobey the great Scarface no mo
But I already told you my whole life story and not just based on my description
Cause where you see it from where you're sittin', it's probably 900 percent different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in each other's shoes at least
What size you wear, I wear 10's, let's see if they can fit inside yo ass
All you Jews, come with me, want to party with me
Can I be a Jew, let's be Jews just to see what it be like
For me to be a jew and you to be black, just like that shitty Sarah Silverman ep
Just to see what it's like and for you to get in trouble for wearing blackface
OK, maybe Lil Wayne's a lil beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
You can all get fucked if you don't feel the way I do-ooooohhh-oooohhh
Sooooo-woah-woah
So, Lil Wayne's a lil beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
I just want to fellate Justin Trudeau
Sooooo-woah-woah
Lately I've been hard to reach, I've been too long on my own
Everyone has a private one where they can party alone
Are you calling me? Do you happen to be a Jew?
Because if you are a Jew, you may not want to read the rest of this through
To my hose, stay strong, yo pimp will be home soon
And to the rest of the world, God didn't gave you these shoes
They were invented by a human, but be yourself Wayne
And don't let anyone tell you that you ain't beautiful
Sooooo-woah-woah
*gutiar that gives me the feels.*
Everyone has a private one where they can party alone
Are you calling me? Do you happen to be a Jew?
Because if you are a Jew, you may not want to read the rest of this through
I'm just so fucking repressed, I can't seem to stop taking dumps
On some Lil Wayne fan's rump, I can't stop kicking people in their cunts
Took some cruises, bought some penis pumps, put it on my junk and got it right back up
But I need that sparkler inside my butt in order for me to shut the fuck up
I don't know how or why or when I woke up in this sex position I'm in
I'm starting to get pissed on again, so I decided just to pick up this Bic pen
And try to make an attempt to pay my rent, but I just can't admit or come to grips that I may be done with partying I need a new outlet
And I know my cum's so hard to swallow, I'm not as good as my father Apollo
I get shit on by Birdman's swallows, but I know one thing I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow, One tough act to follow,
One tough act to follow, I'm queer today, Straight tomorrow, Sometimes I suck dicks for air miles
All you Jews, come with me, want to party with me
All you Jews, let's be Jews and see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, saying whatever's on our minds
All you jews, let's go find the chamber of secrets we can go inside
But don't you say that Lil Wayne's beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
They can all get fucked if they do-ooooohhh-oooohhh
Sooooo-woah-woah
Don't let them say Wayne is beautiful
All you niggas know that shit ain't true-ue-ue
Sooooo-woah-woah
I think I'm starting to grow a huge brain tumor
And that shit ain't no damn rumor, I feel like I'll also get testicular cancer just as soon
I walk in Monday and Sunday and hit all the clubs and everyone knows me when I pull up
And when I do it opens a door for conversation and I don't want that
I don't want any damn attention I just want to can't stop partying like you
Spray you with a hoes and play dangerous pranks in the nearest restroom
I don't need no fuckin' detergent to wash my dishes, I'll just clean them with my ass
I crack a fucking joke and none of them are funny but people be like "Can'tstoppartying man that was so funny man, you should be a comedian goddamn."
Unfortunately I am, I even do birthday parties as a fuckin' clown
So why don't y'all niggas sit down? Listen to the tale I'm bout to tell
Hell, we don't gotta trade our shoes even though that's what this whole song is about
All you Jews, come with me, want to party with me
Want some juice, have some juice, it's 100% concentrated
Want some OJ, oh no way, that carton will stab me repeatedly
Never mind, let's watch some Vine, while getting drunk on our toilet wine
But don't you say that Lil Wayne's beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
Not with that ugly face he made on that album...
Sooooo-woah-woah
Don't let them say Wayne is beautiful
All you motherfuckers and hose know that shit ain't true-ue-ue
Sooooo-woah-woah
Nobody asked for life to throw monkey shit at us and draw dicks on us with felt
We gotta deal these drugs ourself and smoke em and don't expect no help
Now I could've either just sat on my ass and piss on my phone
Or take this shitty situation in which I'm placed in and get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid who would listen to Avril Lavigne or Shakira
And sat on the porch and wait for Avril to come over to my house and blow my dick
I never wanted to fit in with that fucking crowd who would fangirl over Pete Wentz
I never dreamed of being that cool kid who listened to MCR and bullied all the Jew kids
Uncle Scarface always told me don't snort coke unless you want a tampon in your nose
But I snorted a few lines anyways while I listened to Hose
'Til I snorted too many lines and got a nosebleed that not even tampons will solve
I learned my lesson then because I wasn't trying to disobey the great Scarface no mo
But I already told you my whole life story and not just based on my description
Cause where you see it from where you're sittin', it's probably 900 percent different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in each other's shoes at least
What size you wear, I wear 10's, let's see if they can fit inside yo ass
All you Jews, come with me, want to party with me
Can I be a Jew, let's be Jews just to see what it be like
For me to be a jew and you to be black, just like that shitty Sarah Silverman ep
Just to see what it's like and for you to get in trouble for wearing blackface
OK, maybe Lil Wayne's a lil beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
You can all get fucked if you don't feel the way I do-ooooohhh-oooohhh
Sooooo-woah-woah
So, Lil Wayne's a lil beautiful... Ohhhhh-woah
I just want to fellate Justin Trudeau
Sooooo-woah-woah
Lately I've been hard to reach, I've been too long on my own
Everyone has a private one where they can party alone
Are you calling me? Do you happen to be a Jew?
Because if you are a Jew, you may not want to read the rest of this through
To my hose, stay strong, yo pimp will be home soon
And to the rest of the world, God didn't gave you these shoes
They were invented by a human, but be yourself Wayne
And don't let anyone tell you that you ain't beautiful
Sooooo-woah-woah
*gutiar that gives me the feels.*
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