Last Night

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When I was jus a little girl I ate my whole refrigerator
Then I got my butt whooped For eatin all the now lataz
The I went to Taco Bell to get a spicy taco
Extra meat, extra cheese, then gave it to Ms. Marco
Then I went to Burker King to get a double cheeseburger
Milkshake, Frenchfries, apple pie on the side
Then I went to pathmark to get a extra milk carton
Eggs n bacon so my stomach won't be achin
Then I brushed my teeth so my breath won't be stankin
I was jumpin on on my bed and then it started breakin
Momma came in and gave me a spankin Oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

When I was up in middle school i was just a little bad girl
Then I got detention for not doing my homework
Then I got suspended just for beating all the boys down
But thats what they all get cuz dey used to drop me to the ground
Then I had walked to the store because I was so hungry
Then I had realized that I ain't even have no money
But i stole some food and I ain't really care though
Then that's when i saw the po-po on my way up out the doe
On my way down to the penn, off and away i go
I'm sorry that's the way my story gotta end though
But sho really cares cuz all I gotta say is Oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh(4x)

And that what happened last night
Last night(4x)