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    Vine in NC town said to resemble Jesus | HIP HOP MAYHEM



    The Gospel of John quotes Jesus as saying “I am the true vine,” and some folks in eastern North Carolina think they may have witnessed a literal demonstration.

    A utility pole about a mile south of Kinston has attracted attention in the last week or so from people who say the kudzu clinging to it resembles the image of Jesus on the cross.

    Kent Hardison goes by the pole every day on his way to work at Ma’s Hotdog House, about a 90-minute drive east of Raleigh. His first reaction, common here when it comes to kudzu, was to blast it with Roundup herbicide. But then he had second thoughts, according to The Free Press of Kinston.

    “I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus,” Hardison said. “I thought, ‘You can’t spray Jesus with Roundup.’”

    Believers have reported seeing the face of Jesus in everything from sheet metal to a grilled cheese sandwich, but the depiction of the crucifixion is a rarer phenomenon.

    “I just thought it was my imagination,” Hardison said. “I thought I was crazy the first time I saw it and it resembled Jesus.”

    Hardison and some of his customers think the vine might be an indication that God is watching over the region.

    “Maybe it’s a sign of the times,” Michelle Davis said. “There’s been a lot going on in this area.” Kudzu, originally imported from Japan decades ago to help prevent soil erosion, has enjoyed such explosive growth that it’s sometimes known as “the vine that ate the South.” Long a problem for foresters and farmers with large plots of land, in recent years it’s been moving into cities and developed areas.

    Power companies spend about $1.5 million a year fixing damaged power lines caused by kudzu growth, according to Irwin Forseth Jr., a biologist at the University of Maryland.

    Hardison said that regardless of whether there’s any deep meaning to the vine, kudzu makes an appropriate medium for a divine message.

    “It doesn’t matter what you do, it is going to be around,” he said. “Ain’t that a lot like Jesus?”

  • #2
    Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

    You fucking don't stop do you. Stop advertising for your damn site and stop using shock journalism.

    Why the fuck did you have to add 'delusional redneck' to the thread title. GTFO.



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    • #3
      Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

      what's up with those offending titles you always choose?


      FUCK WiT DUNSTON, iMMA PUT MY FOOT iN YO ASS

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      • #4
        Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

        Originally posted by Quil View Post
        what's up with those offending titles you always choose?
        He uses shock journalism to get activity to his failure site. GTFO.



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          Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

          Originally posted by Franknstein View Post
          He uses shock journalism to get activity to his failure site. GTFO.
          descriptive term

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          • #6
            Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

            Originally posted by HHMAYHEM View Post
            descriptive term
            Explain to me how "delusional redneck" is descriptive and not shock journalism.



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              Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

              Originally posted by Franknstein View Post
              Explain to me how "delusional redneck" is descriptive and not shock journalism.
              It's a descriptive term. I'm adding content to a forum that has threads like "How do you rip audio from video?", "Post Random Pictures", and "Ass, boobs, or face." At least I post something worth reading.

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              • #8
                Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

                Originally posted by HHMAYHEM View Post
                It's a descriptive term. I'm adding content to a forum that has threads like "How do you rip audio from video?", "Post Random Pictures", and "Ass, boobs, or face." At least I post something worth reading.
                Are you seriously retarded. Do you not understand what your saying is offensive? Seriously calling some a dumb Muslim, a crazy Asian bitch or a delusional redneck is nothing but SHOCK JOURNALISM.

                Fuck off.



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                • #9
                  Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

                  Originally posted by Franknstein View Post
                  SHOCK JOURNALISM. Fuck off.
                  If you know why I'm doing it, then why are you being a hater?


                  Why Don't you call out these guys? JW...

                  Originally posted by Nethurrr View Post
                  lol. They are going to bring up how fucked up that was and naturally just think about how would it taste? And if it would taste like sushi?


                  Its Manswers. Plausible
                  Originally posted by Nethurrr View Post
                  if its raw and wrapped in seaweed with some rice, I guess so
                  Originally posted by Nethurrr View Post
                  wonder what asian kids tastle like, chicken?
                  Originally posted by YMCMFAN View Post
                  Sushi?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

                    Originally posted by HHMAYHEM View Post
                    It's a descriptive term. I'm adding content to a forum that has threads like "How do you rip audio from video?", "Post Random Pictures", and "Ass, boobs, or face." At least I post something worth reading.
                    I'm sorry, did you just fire shots at my thread?


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                    • #11
                      Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

                      Originally posted by Sean Don. View Post
                      I'm sorry, did you just fire shots at my thread?
                      He is a fail tbh



                      FUCK WiT DUNSTON, iMMA PUT MY FOOT iN YO ASS

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                      • #12
                        Re: Delusional Redneck sees Jesus in a Vine

                        Originally posted by Quil View Post
                        He is a fail tbh

                        ROFL. That .gif is a fucking classic.


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