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  • Drake is the only one that gets me.

    My dearest Aubrey Graham,

    A fire inside me burns with fiery passion to unleash what I am about to say to you! And only the sweet nectar from your lips may vanquish this fiery inferno.

    Only heaven would outcast an alluring work of Gods perfection like you, for not even divine angels could look upon your delicate face without sacrificing themselves for you. Something about you makes me want to take you in my arms and keep you forever.

    What human being would not appreciate your mysterious black eyes which swirl like whirlpools and flash like lightning whenever I say something silly to you.

    I really admire your gorgeous, mysterious black hair. Whenever I see it I can't help but notice how shiny it is. I often wonder if you clean it using shoe polish. Technically speaking that would work, but I guess it would smell a bit weird, so I reckon it must be naturally shiny.

    Sitting at home on the couch and cuddling with you, has always been something I've loved. Especially when we get into an argument about something pointless like the colour of cheese, or the price of fish, and end up having a huge pillow fight over it, (even though I always win, and you end up crying because I beat you at a childish game!)

    Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....well OK, I guess I also love my MP3 player which you always accuse me of abusing because I fill it with sucky music you hate, but we're not talking about that right now! (Besides the fact that I just mentioned it now, but that part was allowed because the context was a little bit relevant)

    I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your lips. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your lips all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.

    You are my dear sweet lover, with every fiery spark of carnal desire within my burning soul which cries tears of blood for you, with every second that passes without you!

    Forever lost without you,

    MFDOOM

    ovooxxxooo
    bitch

  • #2
    Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

    Dear MFDOOM,

    I'm not a fucking faggot

    Sincerely,

    Aubrey Graham


    Srsly tho, I wanna suck Drake's toes

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    • #3
      Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

      Originally posted by ...Mario... View Post
      Dear MFDOOM,

      I'm not a fucking faggot

      Sincerely,

      Aubrey Graham


      Srsly tho, I wanna suck Drake's toes
      Lmao


      OP was so touching tho

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      • #4
        Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

        Auw, this I love this thread too much.

        I wanna smell his hair.

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        • #5
          Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

          Trolls really putting in work. I like the dedication...

          Lil Wayne, Drake, Chance the Rapper, Skooly, Rich Homie Quan, 2 Chainz.

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          • #6
            Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

            And i thought Frank was suspect

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            • #7
              Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

              My dearest Sacro, A fire inside me burns with fiery passion to unleash what I - Pastebin.com
              Did you really copy that from here, and just replace some of the names to Drakes?

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              • #8
                Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

                MFDOOM and ...Mario... are some KTT members.. I know it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

                  glad yall enjoyed dat read tho....i feel so passionate about this mans work its unbelievable
                  bitch

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                  • #10
                    Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

                    And here I thought Frank was the only Drake stan around here.
                    OVOXO-YMCMB

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                    • #11
                      Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

                      LWHQ's djoats & aren't u at KTT ???

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                      • #12
                        Re: Drake is the only one that gets me.

                        The fuck?? We got a bunch of homos in this bitch
                        BG NATION


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