this nigga dj khaled man

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chris brown posted it on his instagram

Why does Khaled look like he never showered in weeks

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chris brown posted it on his instagram

Someone get this dirty person a belt please

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i am going to make this my phone background

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

12 Crazy Things DJ Khaled Says During His Power 105.1's The Breakfast Club Interview - XXL

What the actual fuck..

Peep this:

1. On The Old DJ Khaled Vs. The New DJ Khaled:

“The Old Khaled would have said, ‘We have a number one record, you know what it is?’ The new Khaled is enjoying life man. Because you know what, nobody is going to congratulate you on what you really deserve.”

2. On Retiring Celebration Blogs:

“We gonna keep doing some victory blogs.”

3. On Alleged Sex Tape On Vine:

“Of course that’s me. That’s me doing my thang. I’m celebrating. You know, I was just celebrating life.”

4. Craziest Place He Celebrated Life:

“You know, I remember being in Jamaica at Fully Loaded. [There's] a big event called Fully Loaded. I just got done ripping it down and it was so ram-packed. But, at the end of the event, it takes like 24 hours to get back to your hotel because you’re on an island and there’s so much traffic cuz there’s one road. So basically, we were celebrating just life in traffic. [We were] outside of the car eating jerk chicken.”

5. Craziest Placed He Made Love:

“I MADE LOVE. I MADE LOVE to my lady on a private island. [We] jumped off the jetskis, you know what I’m saying? It was a private island and I had to put that work in and let her know, ‘Don’t ever play yourself.’”

6. On Eating The Booty:

“Hell no. There’s certain things that I don’t do.”

7. On The Art of Giving:

“You gotta understand, I believe a woman should praise the man, the king. If you holding it down for your woman, I feel like the woman should praise. And the man should praise the queen. But you know, my way of praising is called, ‘How was dinner? How’s the house you’re living in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family. I’m taking care of my family.’ You know putting in the work.”

8. On Foreplay & Performing Oral Sex On A Woman:

“Nah never. Nah I can’t do that. Hell nah. I might as well be Jamaican. I don’t do that. I don’t do that. I don’t do that.”

9. Khaled’s Sex Game:

“I put in that work. My work is great, you know what I’m saying? I do my thang.”

10. On Girls Refusing To Perform Oral Sex:

“Nah it’s not ok. Cuz I’m the Don. I’m the king.”

11. On A Woman Asking Khaled For Oral Sex:

“Congratulations. It’ll never happen.”

12. On Putting In That Work Between The Sheets:

If I had to put it down on you [Angela Yee], trust me, you’d be back on this morning show saying, “Listen, he ain’t gotta do that. Khaled put in that work.”

Is this dude the most annoying man in hip hop? Like 1 or 2 answers you might think he was joking, but he just keeps saying dumb shit.

Also I'm pretty sure that Vine is of him and a man having sex, if you look at the feet. I haven't got his back on this. That fat dude needs a filter between his brain and his mouth

[1Broskie]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO. Dead af bruh

[Black00]

wtf is this

[Lucifer]

http://12 Crazy Things DJ Khaled Say...nterview - XXL What the actual fuck.. Peep this: 1. On The Old DJ Khaled Vs. The New DJ Khaled: “The Old Khaled would have said, ‘We have a number one record, you know what it is?’ The new Khaled is enjoying life man. Because you know what, nobody is going to congratulate you on what you really deserve.” 2. On Retiring Celebration Blogs: “We gonna keep doing some victory blogs.” 3. On Alleged Sex Tape On Vine: “Of course that’s me. That’s me doing my thang. I’m celebrating. You know, I was just celebrating life.” 4. Craziest Place He Celebrated Life: “You know, I remember being in Jamaica at Fully Loaded. [There's] a big event called Fully Loaded. I just got done ripping it down and it was so ram-packed. But, at the end of the event, it takes like 24 hours to get back to your hotel because you’re on an island and there’s so much traffic cuz there’s one road. So basically, we were celebrating just life in traffic. [We were] outside of the car eating jerk chicken.” 5. Craziest Placed He Made Love: “I MADE LOVE. I MADE LOVE to my lady on a private island. [We] jumped off the jetskis, you know what I’m saying? It was a private island and I had to put that work in and let her know, ‘Don’t ever play yourself.’” 6. On Eating The Booty: “Hell no. There’s certain things that I don’t do.” 7. On The Art of Giving: “You gotta understand, I believe a woman should praise the man, the king. If you holding it down for your woman, I feel like the woman should praise. And the man should praise the queen. But you know, my way of praising is called, ‘How was dinner? How’s the house you’re living in? You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family. I’m taking care of my family.’ You know putting in the work.” 8. On Foreplay & Performing Oral Sex On A Woman: “Nah never. Nah I can’t do that. Hell nah. I might as well be Jamaican. I don’t do that. I don’t do that. I don’t do that.” 9. Khaled’s Sex Game: “I put in that work. My work is great, you know what I’m saying? I do my thang.” 10. On Girls Refusing To Perform Oral Sex: “Nah it’s not ok. Cuz I’m the Don. I’m the king.” 11. On A Woman Asking Khaled For Oral Sex: “Congratulations. It’ll never happen.” 12. On Putting In That Work Between The Sheets: If I had to put it down on you [Angela Yee], trust me, you’d be back on this morning show saying, “Listen, he ain’t gotta do that. Khaled put in that work.” Is this dude the most annoying man in hip hop? Like 1 or 2 answers you might think he was joking, but he just keeps saying dumb shit. Also I'm pretty sure that Vine is of him and a man having sex, if you look at the feet. I haven't got his back on this. That fat dude needs a filter between his brain and his mouth

buahahahahahaha

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

wtf is this

That's him hAving sex with someone with huge feet..

[trapqueen]

he's such an annoying mess lmao i love it
he was cool in shottas tho

[Wayne_Fan_101]

Damn lol

https://vine.co/v/OePPaHWbpDt

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

read an article on him in some magazine the other day. he is literally the dumbest person ive ever heard interviewed before, and the fact that he is rich makes me sad