[Official] Pick-Up Line Thread

[dpl41612]

Let's hear your best/funniest pick-up lines..or ones you've actually used/had used on you (and the outcome lol)...

I'll start it off..

*Girl sneezes*
Me: I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

[IgnoranceIsBliss]

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ROFL at the idea but none. I've never used any or had any used on me. Unless I've been messing around with my girlfriend and I've said one as a joke to make her laugh haha.

[dpl41612]

Re: [Official] Pick-Up Line Thread

ROFL at the idea but none. I've never used any or had any used on me. Unless I've been messing around with my girlfriend and I've said one as a joke to make her laugh haha.

You don't need to have used it.. just if you've heard any or can come up with any funny/good ones.

On topic: Girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz i can see myself in your pants.

[Stryder]

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*Warning* These are some you shouldnt use!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Do you want to see something swell?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
You make my software turn to hardware!

LOOL

[Dino]

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Something tells me your sweet. Can I have a sample?

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You: How are you feeling today?
Her: Fine.
You: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

[Guest]

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Something tells me your sweet. Can I have a sample?

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You: How are you feeling today?
Her: Fine.
You: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

thats craaazaaaaayyyyy

[Franknstein]

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my brother used this one on my gf
'if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together'

[IgnoranceIsBliss]

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Best one I've heard: "Hey baby I've got a room in the hotel down the road, how about a fuck?"

Dude got laid after that hahaha

[Jamerson]

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Best one I've heard: "Hey baby I've got a room in the hotel down the road, how about a fuck?"

Dude got laid after that hahaha

rotfl


how about :

"girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day"

[Mr Xclusive]

Re: [Official] Pick-Up Line Thread

*Warning* These are some you shouldnt use!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Do you want to see something swell?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
You make my software turn to hardware!

LOOL

they all good

[-Nino-]

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Best one I've heard: "Hey baby I've got a room in the hotel down the road, how about a fuck?"

Dude got laid after that hahaha

rotfl


how about :

"girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day"

Rofl thats a good one.

[Young Corruption]

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hey nice shoes. lets fuck <----- got me slap and racked