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    • OMFG i'm gonna wait for the match to finish then upload it on pornhub under 'Rape' category

      It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.

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      • Originally posted by Ozzie View Post
        It ain't funny brah
        It's Brazil's fault m8, i know if you fan of Brazil it ain't funny, but if you neutral fan it's kinda funny tbh

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        • Originally posted by Mind` View Post
          It's Brazil's fault m8, i know if you fan of Brazil it ain't funny, but if you neutral fan it's kinda funny tbh
          Yeah, Brazil played terrible..

          The 2 first goals was kinda Marcelo's fault. He caused the corner with a really bad miss pass and then on the 2nd goal Brazil's defense moved up but Marcelo stood still on the left side so Klose wasn't offside. Like he stood really really bad and gave Klose a free goal cuz he could run onside

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          • Go home Brazil, you drunk

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            • Germany raped them...lol

              Most embarrassing game in history for Brazil

              That's the problem of having a couple of good players in ur team and just forgetting about the others...so without neymar and silva Brazil turns to idiots on football? Nah man..that's just bad couching tbh
              Originally posted by Shake
              Why so negative all the time???

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              • at least they shot one goal.
                again, i feel so sorry for the fans.
                wonder how they would have played with neymar and silva

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                • That was fucking hilarious.

                  I feel bad for Cesar tbh... It was basically Germany Vs Cesar. It could have easily been 10 if not for a few of his saves.

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                  • such rape damn
                    Take it out the wrapper, sit it on the stove
                    Break a gram off and put it in my bitch nose
                    She tells me how it feels, she's numb, she's froze
                    Bitch! wake up and help me cook these o's
                    I gotta get my cake up see all I eat is dough
                    I'm a dangerous mothafucka watch your feets, your toes

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                    • So Germany humiliated & raped Brazil tonight at the world cup semi-finals by a score of 7 to 1. The game started on a normal way, but then after germany scored the first goal shit escalated quickly and the game turned into a hardcore porn video, which was ended by the mentioned score, That caused fans with children under 18 at the stadium to go home and prevent their kids from seeing such explicit content.


                      Shit, even my baked friend at home thought that my other friend and i were playing a playstation game and told me and i quote:


                      Bro, why did you unplug his controller and let your self have all the fun


                      it’s been reported that the Brazil squad is okay now, but they will be laying at home for a few days due to the injuries caused by the german penises in their genital areas, Except for the keeper who took most of the damage which will increase his healing proccess for a few months.

                      But anyways, good luck germany at the final and hard luck brazil.
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                      Last edited by LilTunƎchi; 07-08-2014, 07:10 PM.

                      It's Tunechi Homie, Master Of Ceremonies.

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                      • Originally posted by Vocker View Post
                        Germany raped them...lol

                        Most embarrassing game in history for Brazil

                        That's the problem of having a couple of good players in ur team and just forgetting about the others...so without neymar and silva Brazil turns to idiots on football? Nah man..that's just bad couching tbh
                        Oscar is good too! Dont forget him! He did some great things this match too (alot of playmaking but no1 did anything with it). Oscar was the only good one in Brazil this game. He gets all my respect, a great player.

                        Marcelo is usuallly a great player but he was awful this game, litterally trash. And Fred shouldnt have played 1 match this World Cup, he is woat. Hulk was awful too. Every1 was fucking awful.

                        Paulinho was alright he actually did some good things, but if the rest of the team sucks it wont matter.

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                        • Never have I laughed so much during a soccer match

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