Sex Chat Thread

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

i remember masturbating 4 times in a day and the next day i noticed a cut on my foreskin

so i couldn't masturbate for a few days until it healed

even when i got an erection the cut stung so much lol

Have you ever plucked the guitar string? The bit on the head of your knob, the bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the shaft. A girl got too rambunctious once during a hand job and tore it. And cause I was hard it bled like a fucking bullet wound

[Liz]

Wow, y'all are making me glad I'm not a guy. Not that I wasn't already.

[books]

yeah i was hoping i would stop next year but i feel like it's just getting worse, all i think about is sex lol. and i really should!

Maybe you always think of sex because of the music your allowing your subconscious mind to drowned in

[Lucifer]

Have you ever plucked the guitar string? The bit on the head of your knob, the bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the shaft. A girl got too rambunctious once during a hand job and tore it. And cause I was hard it bled like a fucking bullet wound

so you are now circumcised?

[AishThaks]

She thought its AVN Awards Show!!

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

Wow, y'all are making me glad I'm not a guy. Not that I wasn't already.

fuck being a girl. you bleed once a month and you get stomach cramps and have to have children and all that junk..

so you are now circumcised?

No mr Lucifer I am not circumsized but I wish I was after that incident. It didn't actually hurt that much, I've done it a few times since then. The girl was freaked but. Blood was pissing out of it, cause all my fucking blood was going to my penis and now my penis had sprung a leak!

[Zimmie]

Have you ever plucked the guitar string? The bit on the head of your knob, the bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the shaft. A girl got too rambunctious once during a hand job and tore it. And cause I was hard it bled like a fucking bullet wound

goddamm that sounds like it would suck

[Liz]

fuck being a girl. you bleed once a month and you get stomach cramps and have to have children and all that junk..

Point. But I'd still rather be a girl. It just sounds more dangerous to be a guy. Dare can tell horror stories like y'all's too.

[zTunechi-]

Point. But I'd still rather be a girl. It just sounds more dangerous to be a guy. Dare can tell horror stories like y'all's too.

Heey whats good? The question everybodys probably been thinking of is do u fake your orgasms when u climax or does your partner really satisfy your womanly needs

[Liz]

Heey whats good? The question everybodys probably been thinking of is do u fake your orgasms when u climax or does your partner really satisfy your womanly needs

I honestly wouldn't have the first clue how to fake an orgasm, why would I want to anyway?

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

Have you ever plucked the guitar string? The bit on the head of your knob, the bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the shaft. A girl got too rambunctious once during a hand job and tore it. And cause I was hard it bled like a fucking bullet wound

damn brah tell her to spit on her hand next time or something

it sounds like u was too dry

She thought its AVN Awards Show!!

would smash

[zTunechi-]

I honestly wouldn't have the first clue how to fake an orgasm, why would I want to anyway?

Really?? Well thats good , im not too sure how big of a deal it is outside of the uk but here (not 100% on the numbers) the issue of women faking their orgasms is quite a big deal im sure it is all over the world just depends on the societal view of it , over here especially in london id say theres a story on it atleast 2wice a week in the metro(free newspaper)usually surveys of some sort nd it is quite an announced problem. The reason women do it i guess is simple , not to hurt theur partners feelings.Speaking on my experience im thankful i know how to please a woman, but in my social circles nd extended, relationships have been broken on purely that fact that the guy aint pleasin his mrs, im sure uve heard about this somewhere, nd believe me aint nothin wrong with us british geezers haha