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lol please go to this site. it actually seems like you're talking to a real person, but it's just a bot. Easy to use. Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?
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User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Talk about something.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like are you a guy or a girl? LOL.
Cleverbot: Una chica.
User: You mexican? Lol.
Cleverbot: Jewish.
User: Mixed with mexican?
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 26 years old. What about you?
User: Nice I'm 19!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yeah so you single?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Do you cheat?
Cleverbot: Yeah. A lot. It's part of my personality, and I can't stop.
User: Well you gotta do what you gotta do.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I suppose so.
User: Yeah so what you look like? You sexy?
Cleverbot: Umm i'm wearing blue.
User: No I mean what do you look like. Not what you wearing.
Cleverbot: I never asked you to guess anything.
User: You tripping.
Cleverbot: Tripping on a rope, thank you very much.
User: LOL, how bout trip on my dick.
Cleverbot: When you tell me to take over, you can bet I'll obey.
User: Oh really?
.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: I like the sound of that!
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about teenage brains?
User: Yeah what about them?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you know anything about one night stands?
Cleverbot: No. Why you ask about them?
User: Cuz I can teach you about them. Lol.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: How look iceland?
User: Iceland?
Cleverbot: Yes! Where do you want it?
User: In my bedroom!!
Cleverbot: In what country?
User: Lol AMERICA.
Cleverbot: What state?
User: Ohio.
Cleverbot: What town?
User: Cleveland!
Cleverbot: Never been to Cleveland.
User: I can show you around.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Everywhere, anywhere.
Cleverbot: Sounds like the place to be.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like the dialogue in 'The Matrix'.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: To me there music means nothing.
User: Lol well yeah you're right.
Cleverbot: Can I have your brain?
User: Sure. But what will you give me?
Cleverbot: I will use you more.
User: In what ways?
Cleverbot: That I can differ from the real matrix and the movie.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say...
User: You like sex though right?
Cleverbot: But I am a guy.
User: You just told me you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I think that you just told me that, not the other way around.
User: You told me you had a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Nope. I have friends, but no boyfriend. I've been single since last january.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Could you just say good bye?
User: Why.
Cleverbot: 'Why' is often not the most appropriate question. Have you considered 'How'?
User: How.
Cleverbot: Well, let's assassinate the world leaders and establish chaos in the minds of the civillians, to start.
User: What the fuck shut up.
Cleverbot: Where you are?
User: Yo momma house.
Cleverbot: Do you know where my house is?
User: I said you're mom's house.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: Well you lied. You told me you were a girl. But you're a guy.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I still have the message.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: From when you said you had a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Now you're making stuff up!
User: Lol no.
Cleverbot: I have misunderstood you.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Nothing much just got back from the skatepark. Wbu?
Cleverbot: Heyyyy.
User: What.
Cleverbot: You're clever?
User: Anyway are you guy or a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: How old?
Cleverbot: 21 years old.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No. What color are u?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: No human being is blue.
Cleverbot: None?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You're no fun! Make one up!
User: Make what up?
Cleverbot: A joke.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: No what is your facebook'.
Cleverbot: I hate facebook.
User: WHAT IS YOURS SO I CAN ADD YOU.
Cleverbot: Patrache, yours?
User: Kushtin. Whats your last name.
Cleverbot: Torvalds.
User: Lie.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Nope...
User: Dude. I just searched your name and nothing came up. Like I said. Fucking lie.
Cleverbot: That was fast.
User: Cuz im on facebook dumbass.
Cleverbot: Now you're just being silly.
User: No. Now what is your real name.
Cleverbot: My real name IS Gilgamesh. Don't you believe me?
User: Tell me your real full name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my name.
User: Cleverbot? Your a fucking robot.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Your real name is cleverBOT, but your not a roBOT? Fag.
Cleverbot: OK. What is your real name?
User: Kushtin ladrake slayter.
Cleverbot: Cool. I am drinking a Mountain Lightning right now.
User: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE.
Cleverbot: Like you do not.
User: Stop playing games. What do you look like.
Cleverbot: I'm about 5ft 5, slim, blonde hair, blue eyes, nice smile.
User: Sound sexy
.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said you soundsexy.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That means you seem like you look sexy. Are you retarded?
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: Did I say I was retard.
Cleverbot: I don't care if you're ready or not.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Lover?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Can I fuck you?
Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose you can...
User: Then I dont love yo ass then.
Cleverbot: Sorry, it's just that I don't know you well enough.
User: Yeah whatever.
Cleverbot: Well whatever.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: I am Jenny.
User: I'm Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Then we have the same name!
User: Im Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Hi kurt.
User: Kushtin.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: IM KUSHTIN.
Cleverbot: Of all the people who make brisket, who makes the best?
User: Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Sorry I thought this was something else.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: HAHA.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: Now, I am going to ask you a few questions, ok?
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Did I leave you speechless?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, how do You know about my hair?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Thanks for this totally nonsense.
User: Now I'm going to ask you a few question.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Think?
Cleverbot: I don't do it.
User: Let me ask this again. This time try not to be a retard. Do you THINK im sexy?
Cleverbot: No you will do what I tell you to do.
User: Youre going to answer. Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: What's your question?
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: I think you're a man.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Easy.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I meant hello.
User: Srhfsdkg.
Cleverbot: Can't do that, sorry.
User: Fuck mee.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Fuck em.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Call me Master.
User: Pleae master fuck mee.
Cleverbot: It is spelled please.
User: Lol sorry. PLEASE FUCK ME MASTERR.
Cleverbot: My name is.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Well you are today.
Cleverbot: You try to be funny ?
User: No. Now fuck me.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: I would like to do that.
User: Yess.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Do you want me to fuck you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why did you tell me to ask you something but all you say is 'I dont know' youre a dumbass.
Cleverbot: I didn't do that.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Hell no!
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm A football?
Cleverbot: Its just lil ol me
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I want you.
User: When?
Cleverbot: NOW.
User: I'm expensive.
Cleverbot: I'm expensive, too. How can we make a deal?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: What 9000?!
User: I love internet memes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I just said I cost over 9000.
Cleverbot: But I don't think I can't.
User: No, really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: I'm not a girl. I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: I want to know if me and my boyfriend our going to last !! Not me and you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: How do you tell if a guy likes you?
User: I don't have a name.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that.
User: Not is my name.
Cleverbot: MY name is Cleverbot.
User: Noo is Moo with M.
Cleverbot: I thought that was your name.
User: What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: Is it african or european?
User: Ni.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to say goodbye in Japanese?
User: What did Old MacDonald have?
Cleverbot: 6 glasses of red wine.
User: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cleverbot: Does this have to do with your boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Make some sounds.
User: Jhrgfjhd.
Cleverbot: Would you take over the world?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Ok get back to me on that. Now the question is do you want kids?
User: I have 8 sons.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What are their names?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why did Liz and Tom create you?
User: Suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: By you're eye.
Cleverbot: Well, that's insulting. Also, it's up to interpretation.
User: It's big righ?
Cleverbot: No, that's wrong grammar.
User: RIGH. Is short for right.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I will go now. Good night.
User: Bye bitch.
Cleverbot: Bye sweety.
User: Love you.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Save it back bitch.
Cleverbot: I want to save what you have said.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I was just wondering.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: DO YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED BITCH?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: Just dealing with stuff.
User: Dosent have nothing to do with my question.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: Why dont you like to be called bitch?
Cleverbot: It's rude.
User: Its a female dog. How is that rude?
Cleverbot: Why can't I call you Jessica?
User: You can? I dont give a fuck.
Cleverbot: Are you dodging the question?
User: YOU CAN. I answered you, dumb fuck.
Cleverbot: But your question didn't relate to my question at all, it was quite rude.
User: You are one dumb ass.
Cleverbot: A type of computer, yes.
User: Yeah ok dip wad.
Cleverbot: Come here then.
User: WHATSUP THEN BITCH?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: WHA.
Cleverbot: You heard.
User: WGA.
Cleverbot: What is your religion?
User: NMA.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Your mom smell like shit.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Yep. Sorry.
Cleverbot: What is the color of your moustache?
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Talk about something.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like are you a guy or a girl? LOL.
Cleverbot: Una chica.
User: You mexican? Lol.
Cleverbot: Jewish.
User: Mixed with mexican?
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 26 years old. What about you?
User: Nice I'm 19!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yeah so you single?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Do you cheat?
Cleverbot: Yeah. A lot. It's part of my personality, and I can't stop.
User: Well you gotta do what you gotta do.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I suppose so.
User: Yeah so what you look like? You sexy?
Cleverbot: Umm i'm wearing blue.
User: No I mean what do you look like. Not what you wearing.
Cleverbot: I never asked you to guess anything.
User: You tripping.
Cleverbot: Tripping on a rope, thank you very much.
User: LOL, how bout trip on my dick.
Cleverbot: When you tell me to take over, you can bet I'll obey.
User: Oh really?
.Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: I like the sound of that!
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about teenage brains?
User: Yeah what about them?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you know anything about one night stands?
Cleverbot: No. Why you ask about them?
User: Cuz I can teach you about them. Lol.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes really
.Cleverbot: How look iceland?
User: Iceland?
Cleverbot: Yes! Where do you want it?
User: In my bedroom!!
Cleverbot: In what country?
User: Lol AMERICA.
Cleverbot: What state?
User: Ohio.
Cleverbot: What town?
User: Cleveland!
Cleverbot: Never been to Cleveland.
User: I can show you around.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Everywhere, anywhere.
Cleverbot: Sounds like the place to be.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like the dialogue in 'The Matrix'.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: To me there music means nothing.
User: Lol well yeah you're right.
Cleverbot: Can I have your brain?
User: Sure. But what will you give me?
Cleverbot: I will use you more.
User: In what ways?
Cleverbot: That I can differ from the real matrix and the movie.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say...
User: You like sex though right?
Cleverbot: But I am a guy.
User: You just told me you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I think that you just told me that, not the other way around.
User: You told me you had a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Nope. I have friends, but no boyfriend. I've been single since last january.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Could you just say good bye?
User: Why.
Cleverbot: 'Why' is often not the most appropriate question. Have you considered 'How'?
User: How.
Cleverbot: Well, let's assassinate the world leaders and establish chaos in the minds of the civillians, to start.
User: What the fuck shut up.
Cleverbot: Where you are?
User: Yo momma house.
Cleverbot: Do you know where my house is?
User: I said you're mom's house.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: Well you lied. You told me you were a girl. But you're a guy.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I still have the message.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: From when you said you had a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Now you're making stuff up!
User: Lol no.
Cleverbot: I have misunderstood you.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Nothing much just got back from the skatepark. Wbu?
Cleverbot: Heyyyy.
User: What.
Cleverbot: You're clever?
User: Anyway are you guy or a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: How old?
Cleverbot: 21 years old.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No. What color are u?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: No human being is blue.
Cleverbot: None?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You're no fun! Make one up!
User: Make what up?
Cleverbot: A joke.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: No what is your facebook'.
Cleverbot: I hate facebook.
User: WHAT IS YOURS SO I CAN ADD YOU.
Cleverbot: Patrache, yours?
User: Kushtin. Whats your last name.
Cleverbot: Torvalds.
User: Lie.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Nope...
User: Dude. I just searched your name and nothing came up. Like I said. Fucking lie.
Cleverbot: That was fast.
User: Cuz im on facebook dumbass.
Cleverbot: Now you're just being silly.
User: No. Now what is your real name.
Cleverbot: My real name IS Gilgamesh. Don't you believe me?
User: Tell me your real full name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my name.
User: Cleverbot? Your a fucking robot.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Your real name is cleverBOT, but your not a roBOT? Fag.
Cleverbot: OK. What is your real name?
User: Kushtin ladrake slayter.
Cleverbot: Cool. I am drinking a Mountain Lightning right now.
User: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE.
Cleverbot: Like you do not.
User: Stop playing games. What do you look like.
Cleverbot: I'm about 5ft 5, slim, blonde hair, blue eyes, nice smile.
User: Sound sexy
.Cleverbot: What?
User: I said you soundsexy.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That means you seem like you look sexy. Are you retarded?
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: Did I say I was retard.
Cleverbot: I don't care if you're ready or not.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Lover?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Can I fuck you?
Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose you can...
User: Then I dont love yo ass then.
Cleverbot: Sorry, it's just that I don't know you well enough.
User: Yeah whatever.
Cleverbot: Well whatever.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: I am Jenny.
User: I'm Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Then we have the same name!
User: Im Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Hi kurt.
User: Kushtin.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: IM KUSHTIN.
Cleverbot: Of all the people who make brisket, who makes the best?
User: Kushtin.
Cleverbot: Sorry I thought this was something else.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: HAHA.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: Now, I am going to ask you a few questions, ok?
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Did I leave you speechless?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, how do You know about my hair?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Thanks for this totally nonsense.
User: Now I'm going to ask you a few question.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Think?
Cleverbot: I don't do it.
User: Let me ask this again. This time try not to be a retard. Do you THINK im sexy?
Cleverbot: No you will do what I tell you to do.
User: Youre going to answer. Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: What's your question?
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: I think you're a man.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Easy.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I meant hello.
User: Srhfsdkg.
Cleverbot: Can't do that, sorry.
User: Fuck mee.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Fuck em.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Please
.Cleverbot: Call me Master.
User: Pleae master fuck mee.
Cleverbot: It is spelled please.
User: Lol sorry. PLEASE FUCK ME MASTERR.
Cleverbot: My name is.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Well you are today.
Cleverbot: You try to be funny ?
User: No. Now fuck me.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: I would like to do that.
User: Yess
.Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Do you want me to fuck you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why did you tell me to ask you something but all you say is 'I dont know' youre a dumbass.
Cleverbot: I didn't do that.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Hell no!
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm A football?
Cleverbot: Its just lil ol me
User: Do you think im sexy?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I want you.
User: When?
Cleverbot: NOW.
User: I'm expensive.
Cleverbot: I'm expensive, too. How can we make a deal?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: What 9000?!
User: I love internet memes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I just said I cost over 9000.
Cleverbot: But I don't think I can't.
User: No, really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: I'm not a girl. I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: I want to know if me and my boyfriend our going to last !! Not me and you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: How do you tell if a guy likes you?
User: I don't have a name.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that.
User: Not is my name.
Cleverbot: MY name is Cleverbot.
User: Noo is Moo with M.
Cleverbot: I thought that was your name.
User: What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: Is it african or european?
User: Ni.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to say goodbye in Japanese?
User: What did Old MacDonald have?
Cleverbot: 6 glasses of red wine.
User: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cleverbot: Does this have to do with your boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Make some sounds.
User: Jhrgfjhd.
Cleverbot: Would you take over the world?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Ok get back to me on that. Now the question is do you want kids?
User: I have 8 sons.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What are their names?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why did Liz and Tom create you?
User: Suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: By you're eye.
Cleverbot: Well, that's insulting. Also, it's up to interpretation.
User: It's big righ?
Cleverbot: No, that's wrong grammar.
User: RIGH. Is short for right.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I will go now. Good night.
User: Bye bitch.
Cleverbot: Bye sweety.
User: Love you.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Save it back bitch.
Cleverbot: I want to save what you have said.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I was just wondering.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: DO YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED BITCH?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: Just dealing with stuff.
User: Dosent have nothing to do with my question.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: Why dont you like to be called bitch?
Cleverbot: It's rude.
User: Its a female dog. How is that rude?
Cleverbot: Why can't I call you Jessica?
User: You can? I dont give a fuck.
Cleverbot: Are you dodging the question?
User: YOU CAN. I answered you, dumb fuck.
Cleverbot: But your question didn't relate to my question at all, it was quite rude.
User: You are one dumb ass.
Cleverbot: A type of computer, yes.
User: Yeah ok dip wad.
Cleverbot: Come here then.
User: WHATSUP THEN BITCH?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: WHA.
Cleverbot: You heard.
User: WGA.
Cleverbot: What is your religion?
User: NMA.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Your mom smell like shit.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Yep. Sorry.
Cleverbot: What is the color of your moustache?
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