# The Official Random Topic Thread

[wolverinebball11]

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Don't you just hate it when you meet a new girl who's really cute and cool... Then you find out she's Mormon.

[Goobz]

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New Sig/Avy coming up
Same Girl Different clothes

[Twiggz]

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Don't you just hate it when you meet a new girl who's really cute and cool... Then you find out she's Mormon.

whats that, like she can't pray or eat meat on tuesdays? or what

[wolverinebball11]

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whats that, like she can't pray or eat meat on tuesdays? or what

Lmao, no. Basically all you really need to know for this particular situation is that Mormon = 0% chance of putting out lol

I can tell you more if you want

[Sparky]

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whats that, like she can't pray or eat meat on tuesdays? or what

OH LET ME TELL YA.

I fucking dated a MORMON two years. Two years of no sex for this bitch. Do you know how hard that was?

A mormon is:

not allowed to gamble
not allowed to drink
not allowed to have sex
not allowed to drink coffee
not allowed to drink sweet tea
not allowed to watch R rated movies
not allowed to have fun, basically

NEVER date a mormon. Beleedat.

[Twiggz]

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OH LET ME TELL YA.

I fucking dated a MORMON two years. Two years of no sex for this bitch. Do you know how hard that was?

A mormon is:

not allowed to gamble
not allowed to drink
not allowed to have sex
not allowed to drink coffee
not allowed to drink sweet tea
not allowed to watch R rated movies
not allowed to have fun, basically

NEVER date a mormon. Beleedat.

Wow....Yeah fuck that, no matter how cute. I'm sorry lol

[Sparky]

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Wow....Yeah fuck that, no matter how cute. I'm sorry lol

I dated her a couple years ago when I had zero self confidence in myself. I thought she was the only girl that thought I was cute, taht's the only reason I kept dating her. When we broke up....Bitch City.

[wolverinebball11]

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^Don't forget, they also don't curse. So you can imagine how awkward I felt around 4 of them while wearing a fucking Lil Wayne shirt

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Wow....Yeah fuck that, no matter how cute. I'm sorry lol

Lmfao. Basically my thoughts exactly. All I wanted was a quick hook up before I left Not happening with a damn Mormon lol

[Sparky]

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^Don't forget, they also don't curse. So you can imagine how awkward I felt around 4 of them while wearing a fucking Lil Wayne shirt

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Lmfao. Basically my thoughts exactly. All I wanted was a quick hook up before I left Not happening with a damn Mormon lol

Haha how could I forget. I cussed her dad out because he was being uptight as hell. He literally thought I was being possessed lmao.

[wolverinebball11]

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Haha how could I forget. I cussed her dad out because he was being uptight as hell. He literally thought I was being possessed lmao.

Roflmao. Not to hate on Mormons or anything, they're extremely nice people. Absolutely undateable though lol

[Twiggz]

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU hahahaha

but really, no disrespect.

I guess it would be like trying to date an amish girl.

[Goobz]

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Odee bored.... on a friday night at that