# The Official Random Topic Thread

[Young Mula Baaaby]

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Eating breakfast listening to music. Going to sell my sperm today.

lmaaao. Frankie jr's

[WRiTESiCKRHYMES]

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This is my first time so I've got a guaranteed $150 AUD.

Then you have 'performance' bonuses lol. I think over 20 ml (or some bs like that) you get an extra $45 dollars.

If your sperm is chosen you get an extra $100 dollars plus a portion of the fee paid by the 'buyers'.

goddamn. looks like i'm skeetin in a cup from now on...

[Goobz]

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This is my first time so I've got a guaranteed $150 AUD.

Then you have 'performance' bonuses lol. I think over 20 ml (or some bs like that) you get an extra $45 dollars.

If your sperm is chosen you get an extra $100 dollars plus a portion of the fee paid by the 'buyers'.

All that money i wasted busting in females mouths, on they're back, and in them i couldve been buying weed with that $$$

[Franknstein]

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goddamn. looks like i'm skeetin in a cup from now on...

Government Hospitals have shit rates, go to your nearest private.

[WRiTESiCKRHYMES]

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Government Hospitals have shit rates, go to your nearest private.

gotchu homie.

[Goobz]

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All that money i wasted busting in females mouths, on they're back, and in them i couldve been buying weed with that $$$

[Franknstein]

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From your laughter I'll assume that's a yes.

[Cody]

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This is my first time so I've got a guaranteed $150 AUD.

Then you have 'performance' bonuses lol. I think over 20 ml (or some bs like that) you get an extra $45 dollars.

If your sperm is chosen you get an extra $100 dollars plus a portion of the fee paid by the 'buyers'.

You are going to have kids everywhere

[Franknstein]

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You are going to have kids everywhere

Loob, damn when you say it like that. But the sperm industry is very competitive, I have like no chance. Dudes bust their nuts out every second week lol. I'm going only once.

[Goobz]

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Loob, damn when you say it like that. But the sperm industry is very competitive, I have like no chance. Dudes bust their nuts out every second week lol. I'm going only once.

i take that back then.. i dnt want the feeling of knowing i have a kid out there and cant see em

[Cody]

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i take that back then.. i dnt want the feeling of knowing i have a kid out there and cant see em

You get paid though, and get a nut of without worrying about child support

[Franknstein]

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i take that back then.. i dnt want the feeling of knowing i have a kid out there and cant see em

Shit got me worried now.

Imagine two if my sperm got chosen, one guy and girl. By fate when they are adults they meet fall in love and have kids.