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I got the dopest teacher in school on my D right now. No pics, but if you want to imagine her, she looks just like 13 from the TV show House.
It's all part of my step-by-step plan. Step 1 was informing her that I turned 18. She knew my birthday and congratulated me on it. So now she knows she won't go to jail over me.
Step 2? Well, let me explain it.
I sent her a serenade for Valentine's Day and she just got it this morning in homeroom. The Boys Acapella group sang her one of Bruno Mars' songs and she got redder than a baboon's ass brah.
Every other teacher in the hall was jealous. They were staring like
except for one teacher who was taking pictures of the whole thing.
Meanwhile a couple of my friends stood outside their homerooms like
talking about how I finally did it.
When they told her who it was from, she looked at me and bust out in a bigger smile. She screams out my name and asks if she's red enough.
Fuck yeah she was red enough
So I stayed in the room after homeroom cause I'm also her assistant for that period. She tells another teacher the story and that other teacher got JEALOUS. The other teacher said something about how she was my homeroom teacher before the one I serenaded and how she used to buy me food. She's like "I'll remember this guy " and she changed the subject.
Ms. 13-from-House brings the situation up again during class.
Her: "Valentine's Day already passed. But it comes twice a year now, right?"
Me: " Dunno what you mean"
Her: "Why not tell the class the lovely gift you gave me this morning?"
Me: " You're a better storyteller"
She proceeds to tell the class the whole story and mentions 4 times how much she loved it and how they sang her favorite song. Meanwhile, some chick in the back of the class is screaming out "6 FOOT 7 FOOT 8 FOOT BUNCH. OH BANANA. OH BANANA"
She comes over to my desk and we have a little small talk. I'm noticing she sounds a little more flirty today then usual.
So step 2 was a success. It's just a matter of time before I come in and she's like
It's all part of my step-by-step plan. Step 1 was informing her that I turned 18. She knew my birthday and congratulated me on it. So now she knows she won't go to jail over me.
Step 2? Well, let me explain it.
I sent her a serenade for Valentine's Day and she just got it this morning in homeroom. The Boys Acapella group sang her one of Bruno Mars' songs and she got redder than a baboon's ass brah.
Every other teacher in the hall was jealous. They were staring like
except for one teacher who was taking pictures of the whole thing.Meanwhile a couple of my friends stood outside their homerooms like
talking about how I finally did it.When they told her who it was from, she looked at me and bust out in a bigger smile. She screams out my name and asks if she's red enough.
Fuck yeah she was red enough
So I stayed in the room after homeroom cause I'm also her assistant for that period. She tells another teacher the story and that other teacher got JEALOUS. The other teacher said something about how she was my homeroom teacher before the one I serenaded and how she used to buy me food. She's like "I'll remember this guy " and she changed the subject.
Ms. 13-from-House brings the situation up again during class.
Her: "Valentine's Day already passed. But it comes twice a year now, right?"
Me: " Dunno what you mean"
Her: "Why not tell the class the lovely gift you gave me this morning?"
Me: " You're a better storyteller"
She proceeds to tell the class the whole story and mentions 4 times how much she loved it and how they sang her favorite song. Meanwhile, some chick in the back of the class is screaming out "6 FOOT 7 FOOT 8 FOOT BUNCH. OH BANANA. OH BANANA"
She comes over to my desk and we have a little small talk. I'm noticing she sounds a little more flirty today then usual.
So step 2 was a success. It's just a matter of time before I come in and she's like
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