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shit's easy af, lemme tell u:
ALL you gotta do, is buy a shitload of diapers and wipes. its like every 4 months your baby will go up in size. ok Boom
stock up on a cabinet full of baby food and formula, and when they get a lil bigger, always keep a jug of milk in the fridge. if u a real g you'll finese them food stamps and wont even have to buy the food
then the only other thing u have to worry about is baby clothes/towels/ soap/ and shampoo
BOOM
keep baby medicine on standby.
Always do what your baby says.
it will be hard/scary to figure this out when they're newborns, but you will gain telekensis powers overtime with your kid's intuitions. just hold them with the softest grip you ever had, and hold them at all times so they cry as little as possible. when they get like 1/1 and a half and they
reach for something like a toy or bottle or reaching to get out of the playpen, DO WHAT THEY SAY. YOU ARE YOUR KID'S EXTENTION, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. IT'S THEIR WORLD NOW SO ACT LIKE IT.
and while holding your kid, only move in the direction they wanna move to. and if they reach for something on the wall, or the refrigerator handle or something, walk over and allow them to interact with the object. this will let them think they are in control, and u will be like the iron robot to them.
Also, dance in front of your kid when they are newborn/baby every chance you get. they will just stare at you like you're crazy at first, but just dont overdo it, and be halfway decent. you will be your kid's FAVORITE PERSON IN THE FUTURE FOR THIS, AND THEY WILL REACH FOR YOU 24/7 once they are 1+ and can crawl/walk. its fuck everyone else once you're around. lmao
and boom that's all u have to do
shit's easy af, i had to learn how to change diapers cuz my girl was in jail at one point, and its sorta hard at first, but that shit was easy af too once i realised i had to use those strap things on the back. also when u undo the diaper, have another new diaper in the chamber so u can switch out quick after u finish wiping them.
and thats pretty much it lol dont listen to anyone that tells u having kids is hard. its literally the easiest thing in the world, and u get a ton of breaks cuz they sleep alot, so yeah, shit's easy man. the kid practically raises itself.
and that's all there is to it
ALL you gotta do, is buy a shitload of diapers and wipes. its like every 4 months your baby will go up in size. ok Boom
stock up on a cabinet full of baby food and formula, and when they get a lil bigger, always keep a jug of milk in the fridge. if u a real g you'll finese them food stamps and wont even have to buy the food
then the only other thing u have to worry about is baby clothes/towels/ soap/ and shampoo
BOOM
keep baby medicine on standby.
Always do what your baby says.
it will be hard/scary to figure this out when they're newborns, but you will gain telekensis powers overtime with your kid's intuitions. just hold them with the softest grip you ever had, and hold them at all times so they cry as little as possible. when they get like 1/1 and a half and they
reach for something like a toy or bottle or reaching to get out of the playpen, DO WHAT THEY SAY. YOU ARE YOUR KID'S EXTENTION, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. IT'S THEIR WORLD NOW SO ACT LIKE IT.
and while holding your kid, only move in the direction they wanna move to. and if they reach for something on the wall, or the refrigerator handle or something, walk over and allow them to interact with the object. this will let them think they are in control, and u will be like the iron robot to them.
Also, dance in front of your kid when they are newborn/baby every chance you get. they will just stare at you like you're crazy at first, but just dont overdo it, and be halfway decent. you will be your kid's FAVORITE PERSON IN THE FUTURE FOR THIS, AND THEY WILL REACH FOR YOU 24/7 once they are 1+ and can crawl/walk. its fuck everyone else once you're around. lmao
and boom that's all u have to do
shit's easy af, i had to learn how to change diapers cuz my girl was in jail at one point, and its sorta hard at first, but that shit was easy af too once i realised i had to use those strap things on the back. also when u undo the diaper, have another new diaper in the chamber so u can switch out quick after u finish wiping them.
and thats pretty much it lol dont listen to anyone that tells u having kids is hard. its literally the easiest thing in the world, and u get a ton of breaks cuz they sleep alot, so yeah, shit's easy man. the kid practically raises itself.
and that's all there is to it
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