The "Things I Do When I'm Drunk or High" Thread

[Sparky]

So I know everybody does stupid shit when they're hammered or high, so share the embarrassment with the rest of us.

I work as a Cook at Hooters, so last night after work I go out to a field party with a couple of the girls and got hammered. I jumped butt ass naked in the lake with them, in 32 degree weather. Having a cold penis around Hooters girls = fail.

[iGot5onit]

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I was really wasted one night and there was this bad chick at the deli and on the way out of the deli I grabbed her ass and I didn't know her boyfriend was there so I ended up having to knock him out. Never drink an entire bottle of Jameson it does wonders. Oh yeah then I went home took my roommate's biology textbook, took it into the bathroom and took a shit into it.

[Mr Xclusive]

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never been drunk or high




so why reply?


because i felt like it

[Y.M._Souija_YMCMB]

Re: The "Things I Do When I'm Drunk or High" Thread

never been drunk or high




so why reply?


because i felt like it

Sure is actin stupid, sure u aint high bro?
I LOL'd at this thread, soo glad wayne aint smokin no more, its dumb

[iGot5onit]

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never been drunk or high




so why reply?


because i felt like it

Get high off life I dig it lol

[Y.M._Souija_YMCMB]

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actually smokin aint bad. gettin drunk is STUPID, straight up. jus STUPID. LOL, people people people

[iGot5onit]

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actually smokin aint bad. gettin drunk is STUPID, straight up. jus STUPID. LOL, people people people

I feel dumb when I smoke, I used to do it for two years straight but it got too expensive and it made me feel dumb so I just quit.

[NonSmoker132]

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No I'll only do description drugs hopfully i get high, once i got high off of a eraser though and went to the nurse and told that i got high

[Tech N9ne]

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Sure is actin stupid, sure u aint high bro?
I LOL'd at this thread, soo glad wayne aint smokin no more, its dumb

Lirl...Nah, you see HipHop_Fan/¤ Weezy. F. Baby ¤, he's telling the truth.

[weezy f baby]

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Ambien highs - I dont remember them, but ive recorded myself talking to myself lol
Smokin highs - just whatever my brain thinks, i say or do lol
Drunk - only been once. hated it. just wobbled around everywhere and passed out.

[Twiggz]

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Being high gets me paranoid as hell, so i don't do it no more.

Drinking is another story. I just love being drunk as fuck, and not realizing it until you look in the mirror going "holy shit, i'm drunk as fuck" and start laughing at yourself.

[iLLuZiON^]

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I was really wasted one night and there was this bad chick at the deli and on the way out of the deli I grabbed her ass and I didn't know her boyfriend was there so I ended up having to knock him out. Never drink an entire bottle of Jameson it does wonders. Oh yeah then I went home took my roommate's biology textbook, took it into the bathroom and took a shit into it.

is jameson any good?