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  • Worst Pick up Lines

    Put anything youve heard and/or thought about.


    mine are
    AYEE B*TCH
    and
    do you have ATT. ? cause youre raising my bar <.<
    "I'm so cold I'm hypothermic"

  • #2
    Re: Worst Pick up Lines

    "Hey bitch."


    Works everytime.
    ​repetition is the father of learning

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    • #3
      Re: Worst Pick up Lines

      Your hair looks nice today.. Wanna fuck ?

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      • #4
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        you dropped something, my heart

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        • #5
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          Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty wrecked.

          Do you know what would look good on you? A mask.

          Do you come here often? Because there's no dogs allowed here.

          If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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          • #6
            Re: Worst Pick up Lines

            We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.

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            • #7
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              I got a great idea. We should have sex


              Well that's probably the best
              "Armed and dangerous, rich and famous, young and restless
              Guns and stretchers
              Cristal and dubs for breakfast
              I just got one suggestion - none should test him
              'Cause cuz get hectic; send one through your sons intestines
              Glocks knock lungs from chests, you get the portrait?
              Bodies piled up on porches, it won't be gorgeous"

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              • #8
                Re: Worst Pick up Lines

                Worst:
                I hope you have pet insurance because your pussy is gonna get smashed.
                If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

                Best:
                Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what's that made out of? Boyfriend material.
                TUMBLR

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                • #9
                  Re: Worst Pick up Lines

                  If i told u that u had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Worst Pick up Lines
                    • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Worst Pick up Lines

                      This thread is in DESPERATE need of a female perspective. They know the worst lines.

                      I actually saw this one launch and fail, "You got a man in your life?.... Well, would you like one?"


                      What comes easy, won't Last. What Lasts won't come easy.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Worst Pick up Lines

                        Hello I'm Chris Brown's lawyer
                        Mississippi x California x North Carolina



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