Worst Pick up Lines

[Mr Xclusive]

Worst:
I hope you have pet insurance because your pussy is gonna get smashed.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

Best:
Hey girl, feel my sweater. You know what's that made out of? Boyfriend material.

I like that sweater one

[ProBitaz.]

Re: Worst Pick up Lines

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty wrecked.

Do you know what would look good on you? A mask.

Do you come here often? Because there's no dogs allowed here.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

All these just became mines.

[SimonRTaub]

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How about Hi hunny!?

[Hollyhood]

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SSup girl, you know your eyes are the same color as my Porsche?

Drown this drink girl, and I'll come back when you're drunk

Hey cutie..if I asked you to have sex wid me, would you give me the same answer that you'd give to this question?

[Coreeeeey]

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Girl, you hot like a bowl of hot stew....

[wolverinebball11]

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Damn I gotta try some of these

[ChrisBLawyer]

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Hello I'm Chris Brown's lawyer

Shit works tho

[VerdantChrysallis]

Re: Worst Pick up Lines

did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty wrecked.

do you know what would look good on you? A mask.

Do you come here often? Because there's no dogs allowed here.

If i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

lmao!

[Lalaloves]

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Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

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Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.

lmao I fux wit this one

[wfb804]

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I'm not actually this tall, im standing on my wallet

you dad mustve been a baker, cause u got a nice set of buns

you know how they say skin is the largest organ in the body.... well not in my case

[Zanee]

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Ur pops must of been a drug dealer, coz you dope