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Re: Worst Pick up Lines
*While moving damp rag towards her face* "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
*While moving damp rag towards her face* "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Re: Worst Pick up Lines
Originally posted by wolverinebball11 View Post*While moving damp rag towards her face* "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Her response: "What's Chlor-"
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Re: Worst Pick up Lines
Your pussy isnt gonna eat itself (Someone actually said that to a girl. My friend witnessed it)How the hell you aint here to see your prince do his thing?
Sometimes I wanna drop a tear, but no emotions from a king.Comment
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FUCK WiT DUNSTON, iMMA PUT MY FOOT iN YO ASSComment
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"Armed and dangerous, rich and famous, young and restless
Guns and stretchers
Cristal and dubs for breakfast
I just got one suggestion - none should test him
'Cause cuz get hectic; send one through your sons intestines
Glocks knock lungs from chests, you get the portrait?
Bodies piled up on porches, it won't be gorgeous"
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Re: Worst Pick up Lines
hi i'm bored do you wanna fuck ?
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FBI is searching for my penis, can I hide it in you?
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Re: Worst Pick up Lines
(I'm Mexican)
"Hey girl, you Mexican? You want Mexican in you?"
"I stole a Bible, is that a sin"?
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so do you want to be raped now or later?
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oh shit
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