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  • Originally posted by luciana View Post
    lol
    So majestic such emotion.
    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים

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    • Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy View Post
      where r ur boobs?
      DAMN

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      • Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy View Post
        where r ur boobs?
        What the fuck is wrong with you
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים

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        • Originally posted by nickiminajsitonmyface View Post
          What the fuck is wrong with you
          nah [MENTION=616]luciana[/MENTION] knows am just playing around

          i don't care for boobies anyway

          ass > tits every day of the week

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          • Originally posted by TinyPenisProductions View Post
            I would attack you with my penis
            same for you luciana
            Originally posted by dametri426
            nigga jay z lips are average size
            Originally posted by Waynasite
            Have you never practiced putting a condom on and masturbating with it on so that when that time comes you won't be a fail

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            • Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy View Post
              where r ur boobs?
              SMH!!!!

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              • Originally posted by KidComet View Post
                SMH!!!!
                Straight up ruined it for everybody.
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים

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                • Originally posted by nickiminajsitonmyface View Post
                  Straight up ruined it for everybody.
                  am vry sorry

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                  • everybody who quoted weeeeeezy edit their post, and weeeeeezy u edit ur post beore luciana comes back and see that

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                    • Originally posted by luciana View Post
                      lol
                      I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have that dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.



                      protect dunston at all costs

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                      • ^ Daaaaaaamn
                        OVOXO-YMCMB

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                        • Originally posted by YMCMB-FTW View Post
                          ^ Daaaaaaamn

                          what are you pointing to

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