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Originally posted by WeEeEeEzZzZyYy View Postwhere r ur boobs?
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Originally posted by nickiminajsitonmyface View PostSo majestic such emotion.
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Originally posted by THA GR8 M8 View PostI mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have that dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Originally posted by nickiminajsitonmyface View Post
Or thats a drake blood sign, fingers are straightOriginally posted by dametri426nigga jay z lips are average sizeOriginally posted by WaynasiteHave you never practiced putting a condom on and masturbating with it on so that when that time comes you won't be a fail
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Originally posted by Lucifer View Postjust chillin
Why pick on somebody helpless
If you can't paint a picture on your own, you make a stain on sombody else's
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