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Originally posted by DMC927 View PostHes to soft imo
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Message To All The Wack Ass Niggas Out There:
This is to all yall Nick Jr lookin ass pussy ass bitch ass reppin' ass niggas. If you ain't smacking babies at yo local deli, shooting up lil niggas at yo neighborhood lemonade stand, throwing bath salts in the rivers of the Everglades to some crazy ass alligators, then you ain't bout that life, then there ain't no way we'll accept yo ass in our clique. And then we gon' rob ya, we gon' keel ya, we gon' come through on a drive by in our pimped out Fisher Price whips, and we gon' leave yo baby sister's brains on the sidewalk. So if you gon' think you're all hard by going around shoving purple popsicles up little boys butts and actin' all snitchy amd bitchy, with that Penn State buttfuck swag, then we gon' shove a bullet in yo brain till they ain't no more bullets. I swear if I see one more Gumby lookin' ass nigga claimin' he bout that life and sellin' that yay and bustin' slugs, then we gon' lynch his ass.
One day one of my niggas, I can't give you his legal name because he's such a real nigga, but in the ranks of the Fisher Price Bloods we like to call this nigga Cookie Dough. Cookie Dough and I were like.... yo this nigga named GooseMuff just joined our camp and I be like "yo Cookie Dough, do you really think this nigga bout that life"? Goose Muff be claimin' he killed a nigga over Pokemon cards so I had to confront him on this. I went up to Goose Muff and I be like.. "yo you haven't done any of that real nigga ass shit you be claimin' you do in front of us during our raids" and he be like "I'mma real nigga" and I be like "no you ain't unless if you kick the shit outta this bitch for some soap on 5072 Candy Oyster Taint St". And he be like "all right mane let's get it on". So we get there and Goose Muff be standin' there with the real nigga Nerf gun we gave him just for this occasion, and he eventually says "yo mane I can't do that, she probably gotta clean her coochie with that soap" and me and Cookie Dough were looking at each other and then we look at Goose Muff and then I say "Yo let's stab this nigga with our cookie cutters. Yo Cookie you still got that real nigga plastic ass melee weapon?" and look back at me like "yo you know the deal nigga" and we pull out the cookie cutters and start chasing this Goose Muff bitch ass nigga across the block, he tries to hide from us but you know we're the Bloods. You can run but you can't hide, you know the deal, YOLO nigga. We catch him panicking and jacking off at the same time at his aunties house. We knock him to the ground, push him in the fire place like a real nigga, and stab his ass with the cookie cutters. Next day his auntie come back lookin' for him and all she sees is a skeleton cookin up like some dope. The shit was on CBS, but since we the real niggas in this scenario, we didn't get caught. We fucked this bitch up with a cookie cutter, we on some next level real nigga shit. RIP to that bitch nigga Goose Muff.
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Originally posted by RoadToC4Fan View PostMessage To All The Wack Ass Niggas Out There:
This is to all yall Nick Jr lookin ass pussy ass bitch ass reppin' ass niggas. If you ain't smacking babies at yo local deli, shooting up lil niggas at yo neighborhood lemonade stand, throwing bath salts in the rivers of the Everglades to some crazy ass alligators, then you ain't bout that life, then there ain't no way we'll accept yo ass in our clique. And then we gon' rob ya, we gon' keel ya, we gon' come through on a drive by in our pimped out Fisher Price whips, and we gon' leave yo baby sister's brains on the sidewalk. So if you gon' think you're all hard by going around shoving purple popsicles up little boys butts and actin' all snitchy amd bitchy, with that Penn State buttfuck swag, then we gon' shove a bullet in yo brain till they ain't no more bullets. I swear if I see one more Gumby lookin' ass nigga claimin' he bout that life and sellin' that yay and bustin' slugs, then we gon' lynch his ass.
One day one of my niggas, I can't give you his legal name because he's such a real nigga, but in the ranks of the Fisher Price Bloods we like to call this nigga Cookie Dough. Cookie Dough and I were like.... yo this nigga named GooseMuff just joined our camp and I be like "yo Cookie Dough, do you really think this nigga bout that life"? Goose Muff be claimin' he killed a nigga over Pokemon cards so I had to confront him on this. I went up to Goose Muff and I be like.. "yo you haven't done any of that real nigga ass shit you be claimin' you do in front of us during our raids" and he be like "I'mma real nigga" and I be like "no you ain't unless if you kick the shit outta this bitch for some soap on 5072 Candy Oyster Taint St". And he be like "all right mane let's get it on". So we get there and Goose Muff be standin' there with the real nigga Nerf gun we gave him just for this occasion, and he eventually says "yo mane I can't do that, she probably gotta clean her coochie with that soap" and me and Cookie Dough were looking at each other and then we look at Goose Muff and then I say "Yo let's stab this nigga with our cookie cutters. Yo Cookie you still got that real nigga plastic ass melee weapon?" and look back at me like "yo you know the deal nigga" and we pull out the cookie cutters and start chasing this Goose Muff bitch ass nigga across the block, he tries to hide from us but you know we're the Bloods. You can run but you can't hide, you know the deal, YOLO nigga. We catch him panicking and jacking off at the same time at his aunties house. We knock him to the ground, push him in the fire place like a real nigga, and stab his ass with the cookie cutters. Next day his auntie come back lookin' for him and all she sees is a skeleton cookin up like some dope. The shit was on CBS, but since we the real niggas in this scenario, we didn't get caught. We fucked this bitch up with a cookie cutter, we on some next level real nigga shit. RIP to that bitch nigga Goose Muff.
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Originally posted by sk8flip4life182 View PostI see you about that life, real nigga whats up[ATTACH=CONFIG]4455[/ATTACH]
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