Official "LoL These Bitches" Thread

[RoadToC4Fan]

Finally one place to organize all of my stories. Real authentic stories about bitches, all experienced by me as I share them with you guys. I'm sure you can all relate. One of the main characters besides myself in this series is Magazine Gurl aka My Main Bitch (made first appearance in the first chapter).

Here are the two original LoL These Bitches threads that inspired this one:
http://www.lilwaynehq.com/forums/gen...e-bitches.html
http://www.lilwaynehq.com/forums/gen...-part-2-a.html

I WILL allow others to post their own stories as long as their actually real, authentic, experiences as mentioned before. And of course you can post your replies to mine.

Chapter 3:

Ok, so Magazine Gurl fell asleep and this bitch I didn't even have on my contacts started texting me. She knows this other bitch I know, and she keeps asking me if I play video games, and I be thinking "this is one kinky ass bitch".

[TupacShaquer]

When does chapter 4 release? Really cool stories.

[RoadToC4Fan]

When does chapter 4 release? Really cool stories.

It will come when my bitch starts acting up. I'll try to make this one longer then the 3 others.

[RoadToC4Fan]

When does chapter 4 release? Really cool stories.

I got you.

Chapter 4:


So last night I was spending the night somewhere else from where I usually stay, and I didn't have my phone charger with me and I be textin' my gurl. Earlier she told me she was on her period so you know how the bitches be feelin' when they pussy all bloody, mushy, crampy, etc. I tell her that the battery in my phone is about to die and I'll text her when I get my phone charger back. I wake up to 9 texts and one of them saying, "Why the fuck can't you charge it! I'm crying now...".

Who the fuck cries over a phone dieing.

Talking to her right now, now she's trying to say she didn't.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

I got you.

Chapter 4:


So last night I was spending the night somewhere else from where I usually stay, and I didn't have my phone charger with me and I be textin' my gurl. Earlier she told me she was on her period so you know how the bitches be feelin' when they pussy all bloody, mushy, crampy, etc. I tell her that the battery in my phone is about to die and I'll text her when I get my phone charger back. I wake up to 9 texts and one of them saying, "Why the fuck can't you charge it! I'm crying now...".

Who the fuck cries over a phone dieing.

Talking to her right now, now she's trying to say she didn't.

you definitely dating the wrong bitches

[RoadToC4Fan]

you definitely dating the wrong bitches

She's hot as fuck but hoes be actin' up lately ain't listenin' to they slave master.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

She's hot as fuck but hoes be actin' up lately ain't listenin' to they slave master.

have you tried

[LaSha]

The fact that you call yourself "they slave master" might have something to do with your "hoes" acting up.
No respectable female would take shit like that.

[RoadToC4Fan]

have you tried

I should. Get my game face on.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

I should. Get my game face on.

Chris Brown >>>>>>>>> Your Life

[RoadToC4Fan]

Chris Brown >>>>>>>>> Your Life

You already told me you wanted me to die in another thread.

[RiCH HOMiE QUiL]

You already told me you wanted me to die in another thread.

Yeah
Not my fault you don't know the definiton of the word homophobe