Fuck Spiders

[Mr. Postman]

fuckin 4 eyed 8 legged air breathing ugly motherfuckers with their stupid silk producing fucking cunts of an invertebrate

get rid of em.

[sj7]

You got one in the bathroom your scared to get or something?

[Mr Xclusive]

best way to kill a spider is to get a paper towel roll, hold it at the end obviously and smash the spider, then tear that paper towel off and throw it away

[sj7]

im bout that hoover life tbh.

a lot of fucking about but u got distance between u and the spider, i aint getting nowhere near tbh.

leave the hoove on for a bit to make sure it aint cruel back out too

[Mr. Postman]

You got one in the bathroom your scared to get or something?

Nah, I'm ok with spiders in the bathroom, I'm ok with spiders that hide behind my wall and only come out when i'm asleep, but when a motherfucking spider is sat smack down in the middle of my bed, then we have a problem.

best way to kill a spider is to get a paper towel roll, hold it at the end obviously and smash the spider, then tear that paper towel off and throw it away

It ran off below my bed before i could even grab anything, now its near my bed somewhere, and i'm tired

[WeezyFan]

best way to kill a spider is to get a paper towel roll, hold it at the end obviously and smash the spider, then tear that paper towel off and throw it away

best ways to kill spiders it to have a handgun and shoot it.

[Mr. Postman]

You should just throw something at it 9/10 you either kill it or you break one of its legs so it can't run and then u kill it.

I dont even know where it went, thats the worse part.. ohh i hate them so much.

[sj7]

my nan lobs a slipper from about 10 yards every time she has one in the front room, 0% success rate tbh

but shit yeh, if its the bed, fuck that, i hate it wen they do that, then you dont see it again for hours, if at all. had one climbing up my wall next to my bed is up against, i was outta there like a shot.

i feel for you man

[Mr. Postman]

my nan lobs a slipper from about 10 yards every time she has one in the front room, 0% success rate tbh

but shit yeh, if its the bed, fuck that, i hate it wen they do that, then you dont see it again for hours, if at all. had one climbing up my wall next to my bed is up against, i was outta there like a shot.

i feel for you man

Yeah its been an hour, and can't see it anywhere.. probably just chance it and get in bed.. knowing its around there somewhere

[sj7]

Yeah its been an hour, and can't see it anywhere.. probably just chance it and get in bed.. knowing its around there somewhere

have u pulled the bed right out and everything, u need a magazine or a shoe ready for attack too

[Ares]

spiders have 8 eyes...

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[sj7]

thought they had 2 eyes and six legs tbh