How To Get Bitches (from a nigga that doesnt even get bitches)

[Mr Xclusive]

Its not hard, all you gotta say is...


one two buckle my shoe

three four open the door

five six suck my dick

and she'll suck your dick like a vacuum cleaner

[Speedy Gonzales]

Didn't work.

[Mr Xclusive]

Didn't work.

try again

[Speedy Gonzales]

try again

Tried it again and I got:

suck yo own dick dumazzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-_-]

Its not hard, all you gotta say is...




one two buckle my shoe

three four open the door

five six suck my dick

and she'll suck your dick like a vacuum cleaner

wtf lol

[Speedy Gonzales]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: :

Stranger: hi

You: one two

You: buckle my shoe

You: three four

You: open the door

You: five six

You: suck my dick

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. Swag]

lol I knew this thread was from X after reading the title

[TupacShaquer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Lil Wayne.

You: hi

Stranger: Hey

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: one two buckle my shoe

three four open the door

five six suck my dick

Stranger: haha

Stranger: funny6

You: im not trying to be funny

You: just trying to get sucked here

You: since we both like wayne...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[killerwave]

LOooOl

[W.Fuckin'Baby]

Its not hard, all you gotta say is...


one two buckle my shoe

three four open the door

five six suck my dick

and she'll suck your dick like a vacuum cleaner

Heard it before but im not sure where... MWN ???

[Tunechi Lionches]

Heard it before but im not sure where... MWN ???

What? One, two, buckle my shoe? It's a classic children's rhyme

[Proof]

if i tried that wit the bitches in my city i would just get shot