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  • My Secret to Sex [MUST READ]

    **Now, I didn't come up with this. But trust me when I say it will help you for the rest of your life.**

    #Maturity is recommended#

    I thought I would share this with you guys, it's helped me the past year and a half and it's a little gem I've been sitting on. Try to take it serious or you might as well just leave the thread now. So this doesn't make you last any longer or make you better in any way.

    What you do, is when you're about to nut, you know the feeling, yes even you fappers, you take two fingers (your other hand ) and push on your gooch/taint whatever you want to call it and hold it during ejaculation. You will still experience the full pleasure but with no cum or mess.

    • It can help you during sex because you can finish whenever you want and not have to worry about her [him, (sup Mars Martian)] knowing you're done, +you won't have to change out the rubber.
    • Itll help out you chronic masturbators who always worry about running out of tissues or curtains or small dogs, or whatever you use to clean your load off with


    Trust me when I say I already know this sounds stupid as fuck, and this isn't a troll. When do you see me troll

    BUT DON'T DROP JUDGEMENT UNTIL YOU TRY IT. CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, ITS BEEN WORKING FOR ME.


    You can come back and thank me, no stories tho

  • #2
    Originally posted by DMC927 View Post
    **Now, I didn't come up with this. But trust me when I say it will help you for the rest of your life.**

    #Maturity is recommended#

    I thought I would share this with you guys, it's helped me the past year and a half and it's a little gem I've been sitting on. Try to take it serious or you might as well just leave the thread now. So this doesn't make you last any longer or make you better in any way.

    What you do, is when you're about to nut, you know the feeling, yes even you fappers, you take two fingers (your other hand ) and push on your gooch/taint whatever you want to call it and hold it during ejaculation. You will still experience the full pleasure but with no cum or mess.

    • It can help you during sex because you can finish whenever you want and not have to worry about her [him, (sup Mars Martian)] knowing you're done, +you won't have to change out the rubber.
    • Itll help out you chronic masturbators who always worry about running out of tissues or curtains or small dogs, or whatever you use to clean your load off with


    Trust me when I say I already know this sounds stupid as fuck, and this isn't a troll. When do you see me troll

    BUT DON'T DROP JUDGEMENT UNTIL YOU TRY IT. CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, ITS BEEN WORKING FOR ME.


    You can come back and thank me, no stories tho
    who uses their dog? only sportz would all kidding aside ima try this shit this weekend NO FUCKING HOMO!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by DMC927 View Post
      **Now, I didn't come up with this. But trust me when I say it will help you for the rest of your life.**

      #Maturity is recommended#

      I thought I would share this with you guys, it's helped me the past year and a half and it's a little gem I've been sitting on. Try to take it serious or you might as well just leave the thread now. So this doesn't make you last any longer or make you better in any way.

      What you do, is when you're about to nut, you know the feeling, yes even you fappers, you take two fingers (your other hand ) and push on your gooch/taint whatever you want to call it and hold it during ejaculation. You will still experience the full pleasure but with no cum or mess.

      • It can help you during sex because you can finish whenever you want and not have to worry about her [him, (sup Mars Martian)] knowing you're done, +you won't have to change out the rubber.
      • Itll help out you chronic masturbators who always worry about running out of tissues or curtains or small dogs, or whatever you use to clean your load off with


      Trust me when I say I already know this sounds stupid as fuck, and this isn't a troll. When do you see me troll

      BUT DON'T DROP JUDGEMENT UNTIL YOU TRY IT. CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, ITS BEEN WORKING FOR ME.


      You can come back and thank me, no stories tho
      small dogs....

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      • #4
        Originally posted by swagswag View Post
        small dogs....
        [MENTION=4133]Sportz[/MENTION]

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        • #5
          Originally posted by danielnfl36 View Post

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          • #6
            Oh god I laughed so hard at this. Dogs? [MENTION=4133]Sportz[/MENTION] reference?
            GOAT
            OVOXO-YMCMB

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            • #7
              Damn never thought of using my dog. I might when I don't have my special white socks around
              The borders should be illegal instead of the people, who were here before the bible and all of its sequels

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 187JoshM187
                You have to have sex first to try it
                well no shit bruh going to suzy's house tonight anyways

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                • #9
                  Real secret to sex is in the soul. Was at my gig dancing with a gurl Id known for bout 5months, music was loud, vibin real good. She's dancin on me, im dancin on her. Later that night after the gig, she told me I gave her six orgasms. Bust out laughin, told her I know I felt ya body jerkin every time you was holdin me tight... Without even puttin it in!.. that's how soul to soul connections work, ya dig!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BloodKin View Post
                    Real secret to sex is in the soul.
                    touching..

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by YMCMB-FTW View Post
                      Oh god I laughed so hard at this. Dogs? @Sportz reference?
                      GOAT
                      Nah coincidence. You got to explain that one to me.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DMC927 View Post
                        Nah coincidence. You got to explain that one to me.
                        my first comment brought up sportz into this lmao

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