Where do you keep your condoms?

[Wisheezy]

i thought they were everywhere..



cold and flu medicine

Durex sounds like medicine tbh

You'd think Durex was too, right?

Relied upon and trusted by millions of people around the world, Durex condoms are sold in more than 150 countries across the world.

[TuneFromMoon]

yo gilfriend is hot af
she gave ya weed for your birthday
she gives you dat ass



i need such a girl too

...now that you say it .. I'm really a lucky ass dude lol

don't know .. I'm a nice guy

[Mars Martian]

We on that twins shit.

I'll dick slap y'all,and knock y'all down like the towers.

[GeorgiaBoyTool]

Trojans are nearly non existant in the UK though so can't comment on them, if I see them though i'll try em lol

Damn I thought Trojans were world-wide

they give out Durex for free at the clinic.

[KidComet]

I keep one on my dick at all times

[YMCMB-FTW]

I keep one on my dick at all times

You must've jizzed in your pants a lot...

[TRVP GXD]

[MENTION=67316]OVO Drizzy[/MENTION] play me in Madden

[SwagSwag]

@OVO Drizzy play me in Madden

I dont play online

[RoadToC4Fan]

sometimes i buy my jeans at the store and they fit like perfect and then like 1 month later they seem looser for some reason, and then u got that akward looking gooch pouch in your crotch area


so i use shorts to tightin em up

You like your nuts all tight and shit? Damn son give them mufuckas a breather.

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@OVO Drizzy play me in Madden

I dont play online

He doesn't even have an Xbox or PS3. He just stole that case from a friend's house for his brand new condom storage.

Mom: Willie nigga since you be playin' video games!?
Mom: *opens case*

[KidComet]

You like your nuts all tight and shit? Damn son give them mufuckas a breather.

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He doesn't even have an Xbox or PS3. He just stole that case from a friend's house for his brand new condom storage.

Mom: Willie nigga since you be playin' video games!?
Mom: *opens case*

nah not tight, just not where that goochie pouch shows

[SwagSwag]

You like your nuts all tight and shit? Damn son give them mufuckas a breather.

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He doesn't even have an Xbox or PS3. He just stole that case from a friend's house for his brand new condom storage.

Mom: Willie nigga since you be playin' video games!?
Mom: *opens case*

No I have a PS3...

[Tunechi Lionches]

Condom?



Nigga life's a gamble