Fuck Today And It Amazes Me Me How Fucking Stupid Adults Are These Days

[RoadToC4Fan]

My girlfriend and I got separated at lunch today.

Why you may ask?


















Wait for it....
















Because our fucking knees were touching. Honest to God this is the reason.




















Yes you read that right.

[lil_wayne]

prude americans

[RoadToC4Fan]

prude americans

It's fucking bullshit. You need to realize how serious this is. This ACTUALLY happened.

[Wisheezy]

she weren't worth it then bro, the fuck

[jvg]

It's fucking bullshit. You need to realize how serious this is. This ACTUALLY happened.

Not that serious. Sounds like your teacher/whatever is just a dick.

[Danny M]

How long were you going out together

[RoadToC4Fan]

she weren't worth it then bro, the fuck

Not her fault. She's good.

Not that serious. Sounds like your teacher/whatever is just a dick.

Principal. It's more serious than it sounds. It sounds stupid, but just think about how you would react. I looked at the fuck and I said "So I'm getting moved for this?" *as I put my knee against hers* and he said yes. And I just stared him down and he stared me down and asked/said "Do we have a problem? It's either the office or you sit across from her". Touching knees. Not liked she fucking sucked my dick. What kind of world do we live in?

How long were you going out together

I've been going out with her since April.

[Mr. Postman]

Always wear knee pads for protection

[WeezyFan]

this was a no sex before marriage girl right?

[jvg]

Principal. It's more serious than it sounds. It sounds stupid, but just think about how you would react. I looked at the fuck and I said "So I'm getting moved for this?" *as I put my knee against hers* and he said yes. And I just stared him down and he stared me down and asked/said "Do we have a problem? It's either the office or you sit across from her". Touching knees. Not liked she fucking sucked my dick. What kind of world do we live in?

I would be like it's whatever. I've learned to accept the fact that some people are just dicks and it ain't worth getting upset. Just gotta keep moving brah.

[RoadToC4Fan]

I would be like it's whatever. I've learned to accept the fact that some people are just dicks and it ain't worth getting upset. Just gotta keep moving brah.

I honestly hope he realizes he's a dick. They're all fucking dicks. He then proceeded to go ahead and gossip about it to any fucking teacher he could find like a little bitch on Facebook. And this one teacher that I used to love is now a complete two faced bitch and told him that we did all of this shit that we didn't, which is why he's probably a bit paranoid about us but still. He can burn in Hell for the disrespect he gave me and HER today.

---------- Post added at 07:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:58 PM ----------

Always wear knee pads for protection

Yeah, really. I just discovered today that there is such thing as a sexual knee penetration and I was performing the act of it in public. Damn.

this was a no sex before marriage girl right?

Nigga you're 14. That shit irrelevant.

[Mr. Postman]

she weren't worth it then bro, the fuck

How long were you going out together

I just finally understood what he meant.. He doesn't mean his girl "dumped" him because they touched knees, he means the teachers at his school/college split them up "from their class i presume" because they touched knees.