How to Get Swag?

[Mnjaro]

Originally Posted by IamHipHop
I'm 17 and I haven't had sex or kissed before, but I had a girlfriend.




Originally Posted by IamHipHop
Then we get into her room and I finally get to kiss her, we're making out for a bit and then she pushes me down and gets ontop of me




first thing i noticed too

[back on my bullish*t]

thread got me rolling

[SwagSwag]

This isn't funny...?

[bushido95]

why do you pics of that faggot
that aint you

[YMCMB357]

A good read

[VVeezyyyy]

even if this is trolling, you do need help.. you dress like a 60 year old and u aint never gonna get pussy

[My Hubbie]

This isn't funny...?

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why do you pics of that faggot
that aint you

this

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

OP bringing tears to my eyes

[Leaff]

I'm 17 and I haven't had sex or kissed before, but I had a girlfriend. I broke up with her because she slept with some other dude, dumped her like 5 months into the relationship (had to put these bitches in they place )
I'm somewhat popular but not really with girls, I'm confident in general but when it comes to girls I'm very nervous and feel as if I have social anxiety.
I feel like if I get a new look maybe I could be more confident talking to girls and stuff. I usually have a classical type of style, I just go to super-cuts (a cheap salon) and just ask for a haircut, I say just any way you think looks good. I don't really have a specific style and I want to get one because I think it could improve my appearance.
Stop going to supercuts to get a haircut. Go to any black barbershop and tell them to hook you up. Tell them anything you think that would look dope. Bring a friend with you if youre too nervous.

My favorite brands are Hollister, American Eagle, Ralph Lauren, and Wranglers for my denim. I'm very nervous, especially when shopping.
I wanted some chucks so i tried one on but i was nervous and did it quick i put took them off and ran out of store immediatley because i was nervous about saying i dont like them or if i say i do like them they might say why dont you buy it just nervous okay i ran away from footlocker and down the mall i left after i went to food court, i had subway... 12 inch with teryaki chicken on top then i went home
WHAT THE FUCK?? YOU THINK THE EMPLOYER CARES IF YOU LIKE EM OR NOT? You my sir, are buying the damn shoe, not the employer, if you dont like em then dont fuckin get em, Get what you like but not some old grandpa shoes like down there in yer pics lmao. Get some nice Nikes you like and maybe a matching shirt. Ditch those damn wranglers my gawd..you look like Steve Jobs. Get some dope jeans with some fade in em or straight black,make sure they are not fuckin hovering over yer shoes like a fag. Make sure they are nice and maybe a tiny bit baggy so if you took off yer shoes, they cud touch the floor but not go under yer feet. Make sure you cuff them over yer shoes when you wear. I dont give a fuck what brand i buy as long as it looks cool. I dont go into American Eagle or those Hollister stores cuz 1. i cant afford that shit, & 2. Everybody wears them and i dont like to follow the crowd.I like looking different. But if you really like those brands and can afford them then get it,but if yer jus gettin em to follow the crowd then STOP.
I went to another footlocker today, and I tried on chucks in a size 12 (I'm size 14) they were too small, and I couldn't fit my ankles inside cause they were soo small, the guy asked how they fit and i said good, but he looked down and clearly saw my ankle sticking out and knew that they didn't fit... then he said he'd measure my feet, and he took out the foot-measuring thing and i got REALLY nervous, i was about to run away like last time but I just kept thinking to myself if i go through with this I can get the shoes i've been wanting, so I put my foot on the measure thing, and since i was nervous I was shaking and shivering a bit and he looked at me kinda strange and i felt awkward. He said I'm a size 14 so i should be a 13 in chucks, while he walked to the back to get the 13 box I was just at the point where I couldn't take it anymore, I just got up and ran away, I almost got to the exit of the mall when I realized I forgot m y shoes. It was really awkward and I took the bus and went home without any shoes on, what do i say to my mom when she wonders where they went? and is ther a way to get them back? is there a website i can order chucks but send them back if they dont fit because its just too awkward to go to the store tbh
....0.o dude you have some anxiety problems...,Why would you get shoes not your size? i used to feel awkward around people too but now everywhere i go i put in the mentality that im better than everywhere here and i rule this shit and now im good lmao

then this happened
i did, I ended up going with vans instead because the woman who worked there was much less intimidating than the african man who worked at footlocker selling chucks. It was still very awkward, she brought me out the shoes and she was undoing the laces. She got down and started putting them on my feet for me, I could see her cleavage and got very nervous. I could feel my blood circulating towards my penis and I knew I was soon going to have an errection, so I put my hand in my pocket. She looked at me funny, so I pulled out my wallet and said I'll get them. I didn't even have the shoe all the way on, it was VERY awkward. Took them home, tried them on and they didn't even fit. They were like a size too small. So I ordered some other vans online, they came in the mail. The mailman knocked on the door and I was waiting for him to leave because I assumed he'd just put the parcel on the ground but I guess I needed to sign somitting so he was still there. I didn't know he was there so I pushed out the little mail slit and looked right up at him, we made eye contact while I was down on my knees looking at him from inside the mail slit of the door. I felt SOOOO embarrassed. I came out and signed it and got it but it was EXTREMLEY nerve-wracking.
Here's a couple pics...

sigh man you need to GET OUT of yer damn house sometime and do something totally reckless once in a while...give me 3 months with you and you'd be bagging bitches everywhere & be able to control your anxiety problems lol. Stop looking at porn online & find a girl you like. Then without hesitation go up and ask her out. If she rejects you,keep your head high. Its likely she was so embarrassed you said it in front of people so find a time where youre alone and ask her, if she likes u she will say yes,then make her feel beautiful & treat her like a queen but dont be all too nice. Make fun of her sometimes cuz Girls like when you joke around with them, but they dont like a boring guy who is basically a slave to em so you gotta make it exciting. Do some crazy stuff ,have fun & you got her heart.






As you can see I'm a little chubby, so I'm contemplating working out and getting some sort of nutrition plan so I can get defined.

Any tips? How do you get swag? Gain confidence/ find your style?

Thanks,

Work out. HARD. Run every morning . Do 50 pushups/situps when you wake up and when you go to bed. Lose those fuckin pants,youre not at work. Lose those grandpa shoes. Lose that damn polo, (maybe its jus me cuz i hate polos.)Keep that watch, the only jewerly a man should wear is on his wrist, a big fuckin shiny watch, thats all you need to show niggas you the shit.Lose that goodyboy haircut and do what i told you.STOP TUCKING IN YOUR DAMN SHIRTS!!!And dont get graphic tees,thats for little boys. Stop wearing pink shirts, girls think you gay. All you need is confidence & a good look. Good luck.

If that really was a troll then i wasted 10 minutes of my life...anyways i was bored, anyone else need life advice?

[kobebryant24]

Stop giving advice to this faggot

[Leaff]

Stop giving advice to this faggot

I was bored, is he really a troll?

[kobebryant24]

Edit nevermind.