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Originally posted by jvg
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i know what you mean brah. The other day me and my niggas, the BK boyz (yeah nigga we rep that shit), were chilling at the Burger King parking lot on third street and they kept fucking with me so I was like "chill brah I'm just trying to conquer this whooper, let a nigga eat." Wouldn't leave me alone so i had to lay the down the law nahwatimean. So I'm looking around and all of a sudden I see this Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady and Blue Dress Pregnant Lady attack on another Pantsless Lady for doing something that was untoward. I tell my nigga Dandrika to pull out his phone and record this shit. So the Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady then continues to goad Other Pantsless Lady who now has found comfort in minivan of her friends, but does not appreciate still being provoked after fact. Then, One Surly Gentleman In Gray Shirt accompanying Other Pantsless Lady and a White Heavy Metalishchick begins to intervene and tells Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady that she should stop talking or he will have to become physical because that's the way things are settled in the Burger King parking lot on third street, regardless if she's pregnant or not. Alas, Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady goes into Burger King to accumulate weaponry in the form of a plastic baby seat. She then spits at the minivan which infuriates White Heavy Metalishchick who goes all berserko gorilla on Pantless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady. Other Pantsless Lady then begins kidney-punch assault as White Heavy Metalishchick continues berserko gorilla attack. Then Surly Gentleman In Gray Shirt comes in, separates the women, and begins to land thunderous blows to Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady. I think that the Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady should have known this was coming because she was in the Burger King parking lot on third street saying not-so-nice things about Burger King, which resulted in a triple-team beatdown. But Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady, full of moxie and pride, continues to bait the minivan even though her face has now sprouted baked potato-sized lumps and a bloody lip. She hurls plastic baby seat at minivan as it drives off. This catches the attention of an Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom who explains to the Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady that her mother should become physical with her because she is impolite or something. As we know, Pantless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady does not take kindly to these insults so she gives it right back to Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom. Bad move, as we come to find out that Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom is still spry and also has a short fuse, despite her accelerated age. Plus she's wielding a water bottle which, in the Burger King parking lot on third street, doubles as a bludgeoning device. Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom storms into Burger King after Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady. Blue Dress Pregnant Lady has seen enough, though, and does not intervene. This fight dies down quickly because I yelled "COPS" and they are all drawn back outside because a motorcycle cop was just almost run over by a car. My niggas and me reacted to this incident like a tornado chaser spotting an F5 over an empty field in North Dakota. We ran out that parking lot on some Usain Bolt shit you feel me my nigga, gone with the wind. We didn't get to see how it ended but the only thing I know is that that was some cray shit that happened that day in the Burger King parking lot on third street. Ever since that day every nigga has shown me respect so that's what I would do if I was you man.
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