Bitch problems, got played, HQ niggas I need advice

[Skeezay]

Don't believe that bullshit, like it's math science and it's simply "complicated", fuck that, ain't nothing complicated, it's just people actin like idiots. when you like someone, do you really feel afraid that you will mess up and say, goddamn.. you want me but it's me that's afraid... as everyone here said. Fuck that bitch, never show "feelings" of any kind, be real, you surely don't wanna marry anyone. If the bitch acts all "cool" and shit it's her doing it for the fuckin inmature ego she has, with that kind of person you can only communicate via dick.

[RoadToC4Fan]

girls are confusing as fuck man

but let me tell you that you should text first as the male man you wont be seen as annoying but actually be seen as putting in effort especially if you care for this girl that much that you look past the fact that she asked for your best-friends dick if the worst comes to worst move on man theirs plenty females around and you sound like a pre decent bloke

Haha thanks man

just forget about her brah

go and look for another gal

We'll see I'm hoping it doesn't get to that point but shit happens I know.

[TupacShaquer]

Has she touched your penis yet?

[RoadToC4Fan]

Has she touched your penis yet?

No. -__-

As of right now it feels like we're slowing getting back to where we were before.. idk.

[TinyPenisProductions]

No. -__-

As of right now it feels like we're slowing getting back to where we were before.. idk.

Sneak up on her, and make her touch your penis

[RoadToC4Fan]

Sneak up on her, and make her touch your penis

LOL I'm actually imagining this.

[TinyPenisProductions]

LOL I'm actually imagining this.

Just make it sound like its not rape and youll be fine

[RoadToC4Fan]

Just make it sound like its not rape and youll be fine

I was being literal, I had no idea you meant rape.

[TinyPenisProductions]

I was being literal, I had no idea you meant rape.

Nah i was being literal, but when you say it out loud (try it) it sounds just like rape, so dont make it look like rape

[RoadToC4Fan]

Nah i was being literal, but when you say it out loud (try it) it sounds just like rape, so dont make it look like rape

So you want me to walk up to the bitch, be like wassup, and then put her hand on my dick?

[TinyPenisProductions]

So you want me to walk up to the bitch, be like wassup, and then put her hand on my dick?

yea, or you could just put her hand on your dick and make no act to talk to her

[Skeezay]

That dick in the hand is the answer to all questions, you'd probably go off better with it then talking some shit you dont even believe yourself