imagine there's a zombie outbreak

[soph]

and you can only pick one of the weapons below to protect yourself with
which do you choose?
(if you pick a gun it's fully loaded but the rest of the ammo you have to find raiding random ammo stores, etc)

i'm gonna go with baseball bat and swing like a fucking mad woman

[nickiminajsitonmyface]

I need some booty asap.

[soph]

I need some booty asap.

no booty for you unless you wanna fuck a zombie

[nickiminajsitonmyface]

no booty for you unless you wanna fuck a zombie

I would just lay low. You're outnumbered like mad and this isn't a game. Guns are the worst because they are so loud, you would attract zombies and end up dead real quick. You need to be more worried about aliens. Find a nearby jail. These are built to keep people in as well as out and some of the times have underground facilities. In any serious situation you need to just sort of accept the circumstances. I mean if you weren't in the loop about this and prepared beforehand you're probably ass fucked anyway. However if you're smart you can probably survive. Laying low is key, and surviving on the bare minimum of food and water. The best weapon in a situation like this is no weapon, just stealth. Also carry no cell phones or anything of the like, as these will become useless. Lay low for the maximum time possible and try to use your instincts on how to move forward, you're an animal first then a member of society. Buckets can collect rain water for drinking. For food when there is none you can always hunt. Rabbit is delicious believe it or not, so is duck. Learn how to make a fire to cook it. Wild meat needs no seasoning. Your top priority should be finding a community again, because you will 99% be either with a friend or some family. Everyone is gonna be against each other though so tread with caution on who you associate with. Don't trust any military, I know in a situation like this the army might seem like a God send but no. TRUST me.

[Flame Beats]

I would just lay low. You're outnumbered like mad and this isn't a game. Guns are the worst because they are so loud, you would attract zombies and end up dead real quick. You need to be more worried about aliens. Find a nearby jail. These are built to keep people in as well as out and some of the times have underground facilities. In any serious situation you need to just sort of accept the circumstances. I mean if you weren't in the loop about this and prepared beforehand you're probably ass fucked anyway. However if you're smart you can probably survive. Laying low is key, and surviving on the bare minimum of food and water. The best weapon in a situation like this is no weapon, just stealth. Also carry no cell phones or anything of the like, as these will become useless. Lay low for the maximum time possible and try to use your instincts on how to move forward, you're an animal first then a member of society. Buckets can collect rain water for drinking. For food when there is none you can always hunt. Rabbit is delicious believe it or not, so is duck. Learn how to make a fire to cook it. Wild meat needs no seasoning. Your top priority should be finding a community again, because you will 99% be either with a friend or some family. Everyone is gonna be against each other though so tread with caution on who you associate with. Don't trust any military, I know in a situation like this the army might seem like a God send but no. TRUST me.

I'd go with the sword.

[nickiminajsitonmyface]

I'd go with the sword.

Your own armed forces will reveal there true colors in the future.

[Flame Beats]

Your own armed forces will reveal there true colors in the future.

until then, the benefits and pay are nice.

[nickiminajsitonmyface]

until then, the benefits and pay are nice.

History repeats itself my friend. Dictators rise and empires crumble.

[Lil wayne prezident]

pistol probs.

[Waynasite]

The shot gun bitch

[back on my bullish*t]

I would just lay low. You're outnumbered like mad and this isn't a game. Guns are the worst because they are so loud, you would attract zombies and end up dead real quick. You need to be more worried about aliens. Find a nearby jail. These are built to keep people in as well as out and some of the times have underground facilities. In any serious situation you need to just sort of accept the circumstances. I mean if you weren't in the loop about this and prepared beforehand you're probably ass fucked anyway. However if you're smart you can probably survive. Laying low is key, and surviving on the bare minimum of food and water. The best weapon in a situation like this is no weapon, just stealth. Also carry no cell phones or anything of the like, as these will become useless. Lay low for the maximum time possible and try to use your instincts on how to move forward, you're an animal first then a member of society. Buckets can collect rain water for drinking. For food when there is none you can always hunt. Rabbit is delicious believe it or not, so is duck. Learn how to make a fire to cook it. Wild meat needs no seasoning. Your top priority should be finding a community again, because you will 99% be either with a friend or some family. Everyone is gonna be against each other though so tread with caution on who you associate with. Don't trust any military, I know in a situation like this the army might seem like a God send but no. TRUST me.

wayyy too much tezt bruh

[Ozzie]

Ill go with my strongest weapon

SPOILERmy dick