The "If, Then" Game

[back on my bullish*t]

Ha. Eat lift sleep repeat. Not that it helps me much

If you put too much salt on your eggs for breakfast, and you have no eggs left?

then just eat them anyway
if you just found out you was going to be a father, then??

[LilTunƎchi]

then just eat them anyway
if you just found out you was going to be a father, then??

Depends on the mother, if its a wife worthy lover then be it, if shes just sum bitch then aint no way im having that child.
Now if your ex who left you for another guy came back after 6 months and u got a good chance of fucking her and ditching her like a piece of meat, or be a gentleman & pass, then? (Serious Q)

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

Depends on the mother, if its a wife worthy lover then be it, if shes just sum bitch then aint no way im having that child.
Now if your ex who left you for another guy came back after 6 months and u got a good chance of fucking her and ditching her like a piece of meat, or be a gentleman & pass, then? (Serious Q)

Pass. I'd be so pissed off with her I probably wouldn't be able to get it up any way. And in the end,mwhats the point? She doesn't deserve the d..

If an enemy spits on you in a bar, but you're on a date and he is with 5 other guys?

[legendarytunechi]

Pass. I'd be so pissed off with her I probably wouldn't be able to get it up any way. And in the end,mwhats the point? She doesn't deserve the d..

If an enemy spits on you in a bar, but you're on a date and he is with 5 other guys?

i'm gonna either take the girl & leave, or fight them if they don't look old & strong.

if your dad lost his job & you had to choose, either continue going to high school or dropout and get a job?

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

i'm gonna either take the girl & leave, or fight them if they don't look old & strong.

if your dad lost his job & you had to choose, either continue going to high school or dropout and get a job?

Tough. Probably get a job tbh. In hindsight school got me nowhere

If your girl begs you to go raw and then just pull out, but you're scared, then?

[legendarytunechi]

Tough. Probably get a job tbh. In hindsight school got me nowhere
If your girl begs you to go raw and then just pull out, but you're scared, then?

OT: i'n in this situation now & yeah i'll probably get a job.

i'd go raw for a few seconds then pullout.

if you had to to choose between living with your mom or your dad, then?

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

OT: i'n in this situation now & yeah i'll probably get a job.

i'd go raw for a few seconds then pullout.

if you had to to choose between living with your mom or your dad, then?

Well I'm 26, so neither haha. But definitely my mum. My dad drives me insane, he's more bonkers than me

If you rock up to a concert, get to the door and find out your tickets are counterfeit?

[spennyj69]

Well I'm 26, so neither haha. But definitely my mum. My dad drives me insane, he's more bonkers than me

If you rock up to a concert, get to the door and find out your tickets are counterfeit?

Then I'd sneak into that bitch

If your could live anywhere you want?

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

Then I'd sneak into that bitch

If your could live anywhere you want?

then i would live in the playboy mansion

if you could only ever masturbate to one woman then?

[Theonlydjorkaeff]

then i would live in the playboy mansion

if you could only ever masturbate to one woman then?

Nicki minaj

If your mum comes home from work and says 'look I've had a really hard day, I know you have weed, just give me some I need to take the edge off' then?