best dollar spent on a joke ever.

[danielnfl36]

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?
Me: “@”
Homeless man: “So asstasticbum, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?"
Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well asstasticbum, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”

credit to - https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...or_dirty_joke/

[Lil wayne prezident]

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?
Me: “@”
Homeless man: “So asstasticbum, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?"
Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well asstasticbum, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”

credit to - https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...or_dirty_joke/

lol.

[YMCMB357]

Asstasticbum ?

[danielnfl36]

Asstasticbum ?

the joke was posted by that person on reddit

[Vocker]

that got me too

[Lucifer]

im stealing this

[WeEeEeEzZzZyYy]

[Waynasite]

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?
Me: “@”
Homeless man: “So asstasticbum, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?"
Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well asstasticbum, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”

credit to - https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...or_dirty_joke/

[back on my bullish*t]

[lilwayne-carter]

didn't laugh

[Mbminas]

HA-HA-HA not so funny