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Ok im missing the Games forum since its MIA on the new board, but I wanted to play a game...I've been reading posts on the FML.com site laughing my ass off, so decided ask for some of yours. Just for your info, FML means Fuck My Life and its something people say when crappy shit happens to them.
I dont know if you saw my zombie post in the 'what are you scared of' thread...but for some reason I managed to freak myself out about where I work, so i've spent the last few days freaked the hell out, convinced that a zombie invasion is about to break out at my job. So one day I was walking, taking my shortcut through this building that is usually full, and it was COMPLETELY EMPTY. I was walking slow as hell peeking around corners scared to death wielding a rolled up poster for a weapon. If someone had come around the corner they would've gotten the shit smacked out of them. FML
Last weekend I was sitting w/my boyfriend watching tv and I think I was about to leave. And somebody was about to kiss somebody and all we hear is a commercial for fuckin Vagisil wipes come on loud as HELL...... And If you dont know what those are lets just say its for chicks to clean their......yea. Akward! FML!
Last year I had an internship all semester and at the last moment RIGHT before summer jobs are starting my boss tells me they ran out of money, so I had no internship and no time to get another for the summer....FML!
Also last year I had a class where I HAD to kill the lab final b/c if I didnt i'd fail the LAB and the lecture...so im doing my lab final, killing it, and I go to take my disk out where the final is saved, and the computer dies.....I had to re-take a fucking physics final....FML!
Last year AGAIN, I ordered a bunch of shit from a store I love and my mom said she'd pay for it as an early b day present. So im all happy and my mom goes, uh you know you arent getting it until your birthday right? My dog turns to me, says 'uh oh' and walks away. Hilarious FML.
I dont know if you saw my zombie post in the 'what are you scared of' thread...but for some reason I managed to freak myself out about where I work, so i've spent the last few days freaked the hell out, convinced that a zombie invasion is about to break out at my job. So one day I was walking, taking my shortcut through this building that is usually full, and it was COMPLETELY EMPTY. I was walking slow as hell peeking around corners scared to death wielding a rolled up poster for a weapon. If someone had come around the corner they would've gotten the shit smacked out of them. FML
Last weekend I was sitting w/my boyfriend watching tv and I think I was about to leave. And somebody was about to kiss somebody and all we hear is a commercial for fuckin Vagisil wipes come on loud as HELL...... And If you dont know what those are lets just say its for chicks to clean their......yea. Akward! FML!
Last year I had an internship all semester and at the last moment RIGHT before summer jobs are starting my boss tells me they ran out of money, so I had no internship and no time to get another for the summer....FML!
Also last year I had a class where I HAD to kill the lab final b/c if I didnt i'd fail the LAB and the lecture...so im doing my lab final, killing it, and I go to take my disk out where the final is saved, and the computer dies.....I had to re-take a fucking physics final....FML!
Last year AGAIN, I ordered a bunch of shit from a store I love and my mom said she'd pay for it as an early b day present. So im all happy and my mom goes, uh you know you arent getting it until your birthday right? My dog turns to me, says 'uh oh' and walks away. Hilarious FML.
LOG ON AND GET INTO IT!!!! 
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