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Okay so you guys have seen the movie Jeepers Creepers right (either the first or second one)? So I was standing outside of this house and it was very cloudy outside; looked like it was about to rain. Then the scenery transitions into a sunny Florida farm, much like the one in the movie. I see a blonde milf and her husband standing outside. I imagined it was just your average day. Then all of a sudden I see that bat-winged nigga with the claws fucking flying around like he's Kid Icarus or some shit, faster than Sonic the Hedgehog and I start running towards the farm house and beating on the door in hopes that the milf and her husband would let me inside.
I'm screaming to the top of my lungs in utter horror. The milf lets me inside and reassures with me that everything would be okay and we would be safe from the Jeepers Creepers nigga inside the house. The inside of the house's scenery looks a lot like Kino Der Toten from Black Ops Zombies except with more of a nostalgic, wooden, farm-esque feel to it (mind you, I have not played that game since 2011).
The milf and I make our upstairs to the bathroom where we would be safe. Out of nowhere, the blonde milf and I started fucking. I fucked her so hard that pumpkin guts could have been dumped out of her ass through my pelvic thrust motion (I can deadlift 325lbs for over 10 reps). There's a window in the bathroom and the Jeepers Creepers nigga is trying to break through and kill us. We make our way to the duel staircases in the front of the house (this is where the scenery looks like Kino Der Toten). I started fucking the shit out of her as her stagnant, sex doll-like body just lied there. Then, the nightmare began.
This big black nigga that I know from LA Fitness that I used to pass football with comes out of nowhere with a fucking black strap on. He wanted to hit it from the back while I hit it from the front. First off, I can't even watch porn with men in it because I hate the sight of cock unless it's my own. I can only watch strip tease and lesbian shit. I was in horror, and I'm over here thinking no nigga I'm going solo gtfo out of my dream why are you in it anyway. I tell the dude no, and he gets angry (think "Nasty Nate" from Half Baked). After becoming irate, he then charges at me attempting to rape me and I throw the blonde milf bitch's body at the strap-on nigga from the gym and I run for my life. And that was the end of that dream.
I'm screaming to the top of my lungs in utter horror. The milf lets me inside and reassures with me that everything would be okay and we would be safe from the Jeepers Creepers nigga inside the house. The inside of the house's scenery looks a lot like Kino Der Toten from Black Ops Zombies except with more of a nostalgic, wooden, farm-esque feel to it (mind you, I have not played that game since 2011).
The milf and I make our upstairs to the bathroom where we would be safe. Out of nowhere, the blonde milf and I started fucking. I fucked her so hard that pumpkin guts could have been dumped out of her ass through my pelvic thrust motion (I can deadlift 325lbs for over 10 reps). There's a window in the bathroom and the Jeepers Creepers nigga is trying to break through and kill us. We make our way to the duel staircases in the front of the house (this is where the scenery looks like Kino Der Toten). I started fucking the shit out of her as her stagnant, sex doll-like body just lied there. Then, the nightmare began.
This big black nigga that I know from LA Fitness that I used to pass football with comes out of nowhere with a fucking black strap on. He wanted to hit it from the back while I hit it from the front. First off, I can't even watch porn with men in it because I hate the sight of cock unless it's my own. I can only watch strip tease and lesbian shit. I was in horror, and I'm over here thinking no nigga I'm going solo gtfo out of my dream why are you in it anyway. I tell the dude no, and he gets angry (think "Nasty Nate" from Half Baked). After becoming irate, he then charges at me attempting to rape me and I throw the blonde milf bitch's body at the strap-on nigga from the gym and I run for my life. And that was the end of that dream.
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