(Theoretically if I was to be)
1. Get tattoos. Even tho I'm scared of needles, I would need to get them to overcompensate for my niceness and small build.
2. Get guns and purposely get a gun charge.
Now this is something I have to be methodical about. What is something I can rap about in my raps that I did that would make me cooler and that I can actually rap about? Since I'm never gunna murder someone and I haven't went to jail yet even tho I've been drug trafficking for 10 years, I can safely assume that I have to purposely get caught just to get their attention.
3. Ask illuminati to get a big dick
Since I don't need any flaws as an upcoming rapper, im gunna ask the illuminati if they can give me a bigger dick if I ever get in.
Any more suggestions?
1. Get tattoos. Even tho I'm scared of needles, I would need to get them to overcompensate for my niceness and small build.
2. Get guns and purposely get a gun charge.
Now this is something I have to be methodical about. What is something I can rap about in my raps that I did that would make me cooler and that I can actually rap about? Since I'm never gunna murder someone and I haven't went to jail yet even tho I've been drug trafficking for 10 years, I can safely assume that I have to purposely get caught just to get their attention.
3. Ask illuminati to get a big dick
Since I don't need any flaws as an upcoming rapper, im gunna ask the illuminati if they can give me a bigger dick if I ever get in.
Any more suggestions?
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