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Do this shit, and you will survive. No if's, ands, and buts, or shit. I'll edit this message later with the list. DO THIS SHIT.
1. Wash your hands EVERY TIME you come in the crib. No exceptions. Keep a steady routine of every two hours, and if you've left the house any at ALL that day, you must take a shower before the day's up.
2. Keep a mask on you at all times. Without it, the only way to stop yourself from getting it is to not breathe. And not see either. Matter of fact, it's the bird box out here in this MF as your biggest chance for surviving in this bitch.
3. If your friends are still going out or you with them, kiss all of your asses goodbye.
Skip this step if you were smart, or chose to cut those friends off who choose to put their health and many others around them at risk. If you did this step and chose not to choose your steps correctly, I'm afraid you won't make it past the reading of the rest of this list. Call 911 immediately
4. Run one or 2 errands, then's it's back home. Repeat steps 1 and 5.
5. Disenfect your house regularly. Don't let anyone in until you're finished.
6. The time for guests and company is over. FaceTime them or send out a text. Since that is what this generation craves for, the devil just simply gave us what all of us were asking for. (Right?)
7. If your significant other or other people in the house don't follow the rules, kick them out. No exceptions. I don't care if the guest in the house is 1. Or family either. Blood just might be thicker than water but it ain't thicker than a casket.
8. If anyone walks up to you and coughs on you, kill them.
9. Anyone you care about in this world, make sure you're making them follow the precautions. We have to work vigorously to save the human race, just as we raced rigorously to destroy it. You can even house a family member or first who has corona, as long as you follow the proper steps. And stay 6ft away from them, etc. Etc. If they choose not to follow the rules and aren't helping to contain it as well as themselves into getting better and/or treatment, then today's kick out day.
10. If you see a crowd of more than 3 people, avoid it. You're literally decreasing your chances of survival magnificently over each additional person, whether you all have a mask or not. All it takes is one dude to lower his mask and talk and you to slide your mask and breathe for one second.
11. If anyone who doesn't live there walks in your house without a mask, kick them out.
No exceptions. Tryna be nice gon get ya caught up. Following that up if they did that right, if the person roams around your house for longer than 30 minutes and touched 1 thing in your house and hasn't washed their hands, kick them out. You don't know where they came from. Or what their routine is like. Tell them they must do it whether they like it or not. You don't know what they got. You don't want that shit!!!!
Do these steps, and others that I haven't written down yet, and others I will later, and you might survive.
1. Wash your hands EVERY TIME you come in the crib. No exceptions. Keep a steady routine of every two hours, and if you've left the house any at ALL that day, you must take a shower before the day's up.
2. Keep a mask on you at all times. Without it, the only way to stop yourself from getting it is to not breathe. And not see either. Matter of fact, it's the bird box out here in this MF as your biggest chance for surviving in this bitch.
3. If your friends are still going out or you with them, kiss all of your asses goodbye.
Skip this step if you were smart, or chose to cut those friends off who choose to put their health and many others around them at risk. If you did this step and chose not to choose your steps correctly, I'm afraid you won't make it past the reading of the rest of this list. Call 911 immediately
4. Run one or 2 errands, then's it's back home. Repeat steps 1 and 5.
5. Disenfect your house regularly. Don't let anyone in until you're finished.
6. The time for guests and company is over. FaceTime them or send out a text. Since that is what this generation craves for, the devil just simply gave us what all of us were asking for. (Right?)
7. If your significant other or other people in the house don't follow the rules, kick them out. No exceptions. I don't care if the guest in the house is 1. Or family either. Blood just might be thicker than water but it ain't thicker than a casket.
8. If anyone walks up to you and coughs on you, kill them.
9. Anyone you care about in this world, make sure you're making them follow the precautions. We have to work vigorously to save the human race, just as we raced rigorously to destroy it. You can even house a family member or first who has corona, as long as you follow the proper steps. And stay 6ft away from them, etc. Etc. If they choose not to follow the rules and aren't helping to contain it as well as themselves into getting better and/or treatment, then today's kick out day.
10. If you see a crowd of more than 3 people, avoid it. You're literally decreasing your chances of survival magnificently over each additional person, whether you all have a mask or not. All it takes is one dude to lower his mask and talk and you to slide your mask and breathe for one second.
11. If anyone who doesn't live there walks in your house without a mask, kick them out.
No exceptions. Tryna be nice gon get ya caught up. Following that up if they did that right, if the person roams around your house for longer than 30 minutes and touched 1 thing in your house and hasn't washed their hands, kick them out. You don't know where they came from. Or what their routine is like. Tell them they must do it whether they like it or not. You don't know what they got. You don't want that shit!!!!
Do these steps, and others that I haven't written down yet, and others I will later, and you might survive.
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