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    Welcome to psychiatrist -_-'s office. ive cheated on bitches. been beat on by bitches. stabbed. slapped a bitch. regretted that and took my karma that came with it later (which was an ass beating by her brother.) point being, i know how to make mistakes and what the costs are for them. I'm fucking my ex gf RIGHT NOW (the same one i slapped)even though she's pregnant by someone else. and i didnt force it. i slept on my side and didnt touch her until she rolled over and hopped on me, so I KNOW about physical attraction. i know how to fuck and hold my cum and all that and watch her have a heart attack for 10 hours straight. i KNOW how to make a girl obsessed. And im not an asshole in real life or anything, its a combination of being yourself + someone your not + being crazy. its pretty simple. but anyway, ask me anything, about relationship problems, or anything actually. ill tell you how to solve it. (for free) now sex tricks, thatll cost you extra. if you really wanna know the secrets, i'll give them to you, (im a sex God) $10 a tip, i been dickin thotties for a while now (like 1 year straight now) hey i dont get girls often but the ones i do are FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    and im usually self aware and an overachiever, so rest assure i make sure they're satisfied whether they tell me or not. yeah they could be lying to me but i DOUBT IT. (if they was lying, i wouldnt be their main side dude) anyway, ask me anything
    Last edited by -_-; 01-22-2021, 06:32 AM.

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    Originally posted by -_- View Post
    Welcome to psychiatrist -_-'s office. ive cheated on bitches. been beat on by bitches. stabbed. slapped a bitch. regretted that and took my karma that came with it later (which was an ass beating by her brother.) point being, i know how to make mistakes and what the costs are for them. I'm fucking my ex gf RIGHT NOW (the same one i slapped)even though she's pregnant by someone else. and i didnt force it. i slept on my side and didnt touch her until she rolled over and hopped on me, so I KNOW about physical attraction. i know how to fuck and hold my cum and all that and watch her have a heart attack for 10 hours straight. i KNOW how to make a girl obsessed. And im not an asshole in real life or anything, its a combination of being yourself + someone your not + being crazy. its pretty simple. but anyway, ask me anything, about relationship problems, or anything actually. ill tell you how to solve it. (for free) now sex tricks, thatll cost you extra. if you really wanna know the secrets, i'll give them to you, (im a sex God) $10 a tip, i been dickin thotties for a while now (like 1 year straight now) hey i dont get girls often but the ones i do are FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and im usually self aware and an overachiever, so rest assure i make sure they're satisfied whether they tell me or not. yeah they could be lying to me but i DOUBT IT. (if they was lying, i wouldnt be their main side dude) anyway, ask me anything

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Lucifer View Post
      im emailing your mom pussy lol

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      • #4
        What is with all the threads this morning....

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Shake View Post
          What is with all the threads this morning....
          Virgins gone wild.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Shake View Post
            What is with all the threads this morning....
            poor guy got released from prison after having to get his ass cheeks out for fellow inmates

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lucifer View Post

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              • #8
                Life is hard. Simples =)

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                • #9
                  goat advice 56bh

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